11pm Phanfiction

Mission

Go forward 10 steps then turn right suddenly, turn left. Go to that weird brown house and knock at least 5 times. No one will answer. Suddenly, smash your face against the window. Nothing happens. Now you look like an idiot. The guy in the grey house will invite you in. Simply grab the knife and all the cake. Also take that crumpet. Leave with all the stuff.
Run around crying for at least 5 minutes. Phil will give you a square flake. Simply give him the crumpet. Phil will be pleased with your effort and invite you into his shoe. Climb in and he will take you to his house. Talk to Dan and give him the cake. Simply use the knife to cut the cake and he will be happy. Dan will throw up a bronze key. This isn't helpful. Give Phil the bronze key and he will give you his box of secrets. Open the box and you will see a silver key. Give Dan the key and he will give you his meme collection. In the meme collection you will find a Pepe. Take the rarest Pepe and leave. There will be a random guy sitting on the bench crying. Go talk to him. You will learn his name is PJ. Give PJ the Pepe and he will give you a deck of cards. Take these deck of cards and throw it at his face. PJ will be pleased and will give you a golden key. Open they golden key with the 9th card of hearts. This represents the feels of Dan and Phil meeting and how your heart shattered in 2009. Inside the key you will find a leather shirt. Take this leather shirt and go back to that brown house. Knock on the door exactly 1436 times. No more no less. You wasted your time. You will see a bright pink house. Knock 1.5 times. A random duck noise will sound and scare the hell out of you. Dan will open the door. Give Dan the leather shirt. Dan will give you his life story completely written in comic sans. Once you read it at least 20 times Dan will give you a John cena key with sprinkles on top. Eat the sprinkles and you will summon Rick Astley. Tell him you'd like to give him up and he will transform into John Cena. Punch John Cena in the chest 1 time and he will turn into a Pepe key. Use the Pepe key on Dans wardrobe. You will see a weird goat lady. Follow her and you will see exactly 50 shades of purple. You will the reach the sharpie. This is the end of your mission