11pm Phanfiction

Room problems

Me and Dan were having a normal day at the apartment. He was on tumblr as usual and I was doing Phil stuff. As usual. I'm Phil. If you didn't already guess that. Haaa.

Dan decided to go to bed. We said goodbye and fed our hamster. One day ;). Dan smiled at me briefly before flying through the door. Woah! A glitch!

*doing Phil stuff which includes sleeping*

I woke up at 11:25! Yes I didn't ruin the day! That was close. I waited for Dan to arrive but he was still in his room :(. I decided to knock on his door.

"Open your door, stop having it be closed," I said loudly through the door. I heard a flUMP. I wish there was a middle case letter so I could have described that better :( oops that rhymed.

"I can't get out I think the fact I flew through the door last night might have caused it :(" Dan said through the door.

WHat you didn't know that it was MY idea to lock him in his room. Now I can eat all of his cereal. I heard a pterodactyl screech and out of nowhere a random guy flew through the window. He seemed like a nice guy!

"What is your name?" I say curiously. He smirks at me and winks with both eyes.

"Jack" he said. Oh that Jack. How irrelevant to the story.

"I am Phil" I said. We did a pterodactyl screeching contest for two hours. Jack won though :(. I guess he screams like a pterodactyl a lot. Pterodactyl is starting to seem less like a word to me. Moving on.

Jack had to go but I told him I'd call him later. I also gave him some marshmallows. Wow! Can you believe I made a friend that easily?

Oh shit what about Dan?  I was so busy befriending that Jack guy I completely forgot about Dan!

I ran to his bedroom and unlocked the door. I saw Dan. And Jack? Dan was doing a t-Rex scream whereas Jack was doing a pterodactyl scream. Who will win? Find out next episode of Dora the explorer. Don't actually do that - I'mma tell you right now. Anyway Jack decided to live with us because our hamster was his long lost brother. The end. My phones on 7%. Gotta zayn.