11pm Phanfiction

Dan and Phil highschool

Dan was freaking Zazzed. He had school today and he was going to try and befriend the local nerd, Phil. Phil was a shy, smol bean who ignored everyone. Well he wasn't that smol, he was an inch smaller then Dan. Dan jumped around his room whilst listening to Kanye west. He then put fall out boy on. Suddenly he thought of an idea. What if he put muse, fall out boy, mcr and Kanye West on all at the same time? It sounded like heaven. Dan tried his best to sing the words but failed since there were multiple words at the same time. Dan looked out of his window and noticed Phil's conveniently placed house across the street. Phil was leaving. He looked so perfect. Suddenly Dan's brother started hitting Dan's arm. Dan got really confused and looked at him.
"I will fight you for Phil, rat," his brother smirked.
Dan shook his head and walked out of his house. He saw Phil fall over a leaf. How unfortunate. Dan ran towards Phil and Phil was crying. Dan got a conveniently placed lollipop out of his blazer and gave it to Phil. Phil didn't understand what this was so he threw it in Dan's face. Dan began crying and he ran away. He would never befriend him. Suddenly Chris sprinted towards Dan. Dan began screaming since he only just learnt how to run. How will he stop himself? PJ suddenly jumps in front of Chris and they all land on the floor. Phil began screaming.
"I must go rescue my smol bean. I'll talk to you guys later," Dan smiled and ran away.  He still forgot how to stop running. Phil was about to start a rap battle against Louise. Dan ran into Phil so Dan started screaming his face off. Phil got offended by Dan's act and flipped a table. Dan started dancing and Phil soon joined in. They were having a dance off. People were crowded around them when suddenly a random potato fell threw the sky. Dan gulped and protected Phil from the potato. Phil ran in front of Dan. What Phil didn't realise was that Dan was still dancing. Phil lost the dance off. He sighed angrily.
"Phil can we be friends?" Dan asked doing a weird hand thing. What was that? He started waving his hand around Phil's face. Phil started to get scared and retaliated.
"No!" Phil screamed.
"Then I will force you," Dan smiles. Dan grabbed Phil's ear and pulled him towards a car no one knew Dan had until just now. Phil signed and went onto tumblr. He began laughing at some one direction fanfiction. He saw something dreadful. Fanfiction about anime people? Why would yo do that? Phil screamed and threw his phone out of the window. Dan started screaming randomly. Phil realised his phone landed on Dan's face. Dan now had a red mark where an iPhone was.