Me: when you have a shitton of dares and haven't updated in forever
Grimmjow: I'm glad, I got a break from that fuckery
Me: WELL YOUR BREAK IS OVER!! TIME TO GET INTO SOME JUICY DARES!!!
Ichigo: oh god
Orihime: yay?
Me: first one is from AnisaTimpolok. And...ooh, I like this one.
Grimmjow: that doesn't sound good.
Me: lucky for you, it's not a dare for you. Not yet anyway *evil cackle*
Me: Ulquiorra, kiss Orihime. In front of everyone.
Ulquiorra: No.
Me: *pushes him into Orihime*
Orihime: ?!?! U-Ulqui-chan?! *shock*
Ulquiorra: *expression hidden* *says nothing*
Me: these next few are from Nio-Kun. Thank you for giving us lots of truths and dares!
Me: anyway, Ichigo, Shunsui, FIGHT!!!
Shunsui: hey, that's a new challenge *pulls out swords*
Ichigo: wait what?!
*sword clash slice boom explosion*
Me: I think it's a tie...neither have given up .-.
Me: Anyway. From Nio-Kun, he dares Ulquiorra to talk more.
Ulquiorra: Ok.
Me: you're not gonna do it are you
Ulquiorra: No.
Me: Ok...uh...head captain Yamamoto has to fight the Zero Squad!
Yamamoto: I will do no such thing!
Me: *scared* o-ok...
Grimmjow: OH, so you force me to do shit but not him?
Me: because he scares me and idk what to do with him
Me: so deal with it.
Me: truth for Orihime! *whispers in her ear*
Orihime: *blushes* u-uh...yes...it is true that I....I...
Me: saaaayyyyy iiiiitttttt
Orihime: I love Ichigo!!!
Ichigo: what? Really? I never knew you felt that way....
Rukia: *kicks him* FOOL!! YOU SERIOUSLY NEVER REALIZED?!??!??
Everyone else: *facepalms*
Me: ok, for this one we need to poof in new peeps
*Starrk, Lillynette (that's probably not the correct spelling but who gives a flying monkey fuck) and Yammy appear*
Starrk: *asleep*
Lillynette: Eh? EEHHH???? STARRK!! WAKE UP!! WHERE ARE WE?!?
Yammy: *confused as hell*
Me: You two!(technically three but again noBODY GIVES A SHIT) FIGHT!!!
Starrk: *wakes up* would you be quiet?
Me: SHUT UP, IM THE BOSS HERE SO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT YAMMY
Starrk: ah, whatever. *gets up, goes released form*
Yammy: Well...now my chance has come to rank up in the Espada!!!(even though that's not how it works lel)
*they fight*
Yammy: *ded af*
Starrk: uh...that was an accident
Ghost Yammy: STFU YOU PIECE OF SHIT IM GOING TO GET MY REVENGE
Starrk: *goes back to sleep*
Me: that was fun to watch
Me: last one from Nio-Kun! Truth for Ukitake!
Ukitake: oh! Yay! I have not gotten one in a while
Me: Why did you enjoy seven minutes in heaven with Shunsui?
Ukitake: *goes blank* uh...what kind of question is that???
Me: just answer
Ukitake: w-well....because...Shunsui is my friend I guess?
Me: good enough. Last one of this chapter-
Grimmjow: oh god
Me: shut up. From AdaroseLee, Grimmjow and Ulquio-
Grimmjow: NOPE NOPE NOPE ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCKITVILLE
Me: -rra to do an hour in heaven
Grimmjow: NOOOOO!!!!
Me: *shoves them in closet*
Ichigo: don't you think he's had enough?
Me: are you pitying him?
Ichigo: I-
Me: Whatever. That's for my readers to decide if he's had enough or not.
*an hour passes*
Grimmjow: *comes out, shaking, speaking gibberish*
Ulquiorra: *no change*
Me: I think we broke Grimmjow, but Ulquiorra is used to it by now.
Me: anyway, that's it for today, also GOMENASAI FOR NOT UPDATING LIKE I USUALLY DO *bows*
Me: so...yeah. Bye!
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