Bleach truth or dare! [Discontinued]

14!!!!

Me: when you have a shitton of dares and haven't updated in forever

Grimmjow: I'm glad, I got a break from that fuckery

Me: WELL YOUR BREAK IS OVER!! TIME TO GET INTO SOME JUICY DARES!!!

Ichigo: oh god

Orihime: yay?

Me: first one is from AnisaTimpolok. And...ooh, I like this one.

Grimmjow: that doesn't sound good.

Me: lucky for you, it's not a dare for you. Not yet anyway *evil cackle*

Me: Ulquiorra, kiss Orihime. In front of everyone.

Ulquiorra: No.

Me: *pushes him into Orihime*

Orihime: ?!?! U-Ulqui-chan?! *shock*

Ulquiorra: *expression hidden* *says nothing*

Me: these next few are from Nio-Kun. Thank you for giving us lots of truths and dares!

Me: anyway, Ichigo, Shunsui, FIGHT!!!

Shunsui: hey, that's a new challenge *pulls out swords*

Ichigo: wait what?!

*sword clash slice boom explosion*

Me: I think it's a tie...neither have given up .-.

Me: Anyway. From Nio-Kun, he dares Ulquiorra to talk more.

Ulquiorra: Ok.

Me: you're not gonna do it are you

Ulquiorra: No.

Me: Ok...uh...head captain Yamamoto has to fight the Zero Squad!

Yamamoto: I will do no such thing!

Me: *scared* o-ok...

Grimmjow: OH, so you force me to do shit but not him?

Me: because he scares me and idk what to do with him

Me: so deal with it.

Me: truth for Orihime! *whispers in her ear*

Orihime: *blushes* u-uh...yes...it is true that I....I...

Me: saaaayyyyy iiiiitttttt

Orihime: I love Ichigo!!!

Ichigo: what? Really? I never knew you felt that way....

Rukia: *kicks him* FOOL!! YOU SERIOUSLY NEVER REALIZED?!??!??

Everyone else: *facepalms*

Me: ok, for this one we need to poof in new peeps

*Starrk, Lillynette (that's probably not the correct spelling but who gives a flying monkey fuck) and Yammy appear*

Starrk: *asleep*

Lillynette: Eh? EEHHH???? STARRK!! WAKE UP!! WHERE ARE WE?!?

Yammy: *confused as hell*

Me: You two!(technically three but again noBODY GIVES A SHIT) FIGHT!!!

Starrk: *wakes up* would you be quiet?

Me: SHUT UP, IM THE BOSS HERE SO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT YAMMY

Starrk: ah, whatever. *gets up, goes released form*

Yammy: Well...now my chance has come to rank up in the Espada!!!(even though that's not how it works lel)

*they fight*

Yammy: *ded af*

Starrk: uh...that was an accident

Ghost Yammy: STFU YOU PIECE OF SHIT IM GOING TO GET MY REVENGE

Starrk: *goes back to sleep*

Me: that was fun to watch

Me: last one from Nio-Kun! Truth for Ukitake!

Ukitake: oh! Yay! I have not gotten one in a while

Me: Why did you enjoy seven minutes in heaven with Shunsui?

Ukitake: *goes blank* uh...what kind of question is that???

Me: just answer

Ukitake: w-well....because...Shunsui is my friend I guess?

Me: good enough. Last one of this chapter-

Grimmjow: oh god

Me: shut up. From AdaroseLee, Grimmjow and Ulquio-

Grimmjow: NOPE NOPE NOPE ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCKITVILLE

Me: -rra to do an hour in heaven

Grimmjow: NOOOOO!!!!

Me: *shoves them in closet*

Ichigo: don't you think he's had enough?

Me: are you pitying him?

Ichigo: I-

Me: Whatever. That's for my readers to decide if he's had enough or not.

*an hour passes*

Grimmjow: *comes out, shaking, speaking gibberish*

Ulquiorra: *no change*

Me: I think we broke Grimmjow, but Ulquiorra is used to it by now.

Me: anyway, that's it for today, also GOMENASAI FOR NOT UPDATING LIKE I USUALLY DO *bows*

Me: so...yeah. Bye!