Bleach truth or dare! [Discontinued]

Chapter...SEXTAAAA YOU CAN'T SPELL SEXTA WITHOUT SEXY

Me: because of Grimmjow six is my favorite number I WANT A SIX TATTOO ON MY BACK LIKE HIM

Grimmjow: That's creepy....

Me: HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE

Grimmjow: O_o

Me: *coughs* ok! First dare, from guess who, Lunar!

Grimmjow: GAAHHH NOOO

Rukia: I kind of like this Lunar person

Ichigo: So do I *smirks at Grimmjow*

Grimmjow: WHAT'S WITH THAT LOOK KUROSAKI?!

Ichigo: Oh, nothing...

Me: Soooo first dare! For Nel, Lunar-San dares you to be an adult for the rest of the chapter!

Nel: Okie doke! *turns adult and stays in that form*

Me: Next! Lunar dares Grimmjow to say sorry to everyone he hates!

Grimmjow: that's not a dare!

Me: Anything can be a dare.

Grimmjow: fine... *takes a deep breath* sorry *can barely be heard*

Me: What was that?

Rukia: I heard nothing.

Aizen: ~my Espadas are acting like idiots...~

Grimmjow: SOR-FUCKING-RY

Me: Eh, better than nothing. Next! Truth for Ichigo, did you like Nel's boobs in your face?

Ichigo: ......

Rukia: ?

Orihime: ?

Ichigo: no.... ~I'd prefer Rukia's....~

Me: I see. Next! Grimmjow, do you hate Lunar?

Grimmjow: Yes.

Me: Now you have to date Ulquiorra.

Grimmjow: WHAT?!?!

Ulquiorra: what

Me: Yup! She said if yes you and Ulqui-Chan have to date!

Grimmjow: Can I kill him instead?

Me: NO.

Grimmjow: Ugh

Me: So, last one! Ulqui-Chan-

Ulquiorra: Stop calling me that

Me: Nupe. Do you love your boyfriend Grimmjow?

Ulquiorra: No. He is not my boyfriend.

Me: But you're dating...well we'll see you guys next time!