Bleach truth or dare! [Discontinued]

KYAAHH I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVEN GET THIS FAR oh yeah its chapter five

Me: dhotdbktdh what happened how did this book even get a little bit popular WHAT

Ichigo: Why are you complaining?

Me: I'M NOT IT'S JUST HOW I SHOW BEING HAPPY T^T

Me: Anyway, we have a lot of dares from Lunar Wolf-San! Thank you for sending us so many truths and dares! First up, for Nel, she dares you to go adult and hug and kiss Ichigo!

Nel: Nel can handle that! *turns adult* ITSYGOOOO *glomps him*

Ichigo: *has boobs in face so he can't talk*

Nel: *kisses him* EHEHE NEL IS HAPPY NOW *returns to little kid form

Ichigo: %_% *hair and clothes are messed up*

Grimmjow: What kind of face is that?

Me: It's better not to question things. So! Lunar Wolf-San...oh...oh my...

Grimmjow: NO WAY!!

Me: Yup. You have to kiss Ulquiorra again, for FOURTY minutes this time!! Wow. Is that even possible?

Grimmjow: IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!?!

Ulquiorra: It shouldn't be legal.

Me: Well I know you won't do it unless I make you. So. *gets duct tape* *pushes them together and duct tapes their heads together*

Ulquiorra: mmph

Grimmjow: MMMPHMMPHMMMMMPPPPHHHH!!!

Me: Those are some very nice kissing noises.

Me: *sets timer for forty minutes*

Grimmjow: *tries to break free the whole time*

Ulquiorra: *does nothing*

Me: AWWW SO CUTE IM STARTING TO SHIP THEM TOO wait what

Ichigo: You are a messed up little girl.

Me: I know ^~^

*timer goes off*

Me: *rips the duct tape off*

Grimmjow: *stabs Ulquiorra*

Me: BAD. *slaps*

Grimmjow: DID YOU JUST?!

Me: *revives Ulquiorra again*

Ulquiorra: ......

Me: Question for Ulquiorra from Lunar Wolf! Do you like anyone? ~SAY ORIHIME~

Ulquiorra: No.

Me: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THE PRINCESS

Orihime: Princess?

Me: Hime means princess so you're a princess.

Ulquiorra: No.

Me: BUT SHE'S ONE OF YOUR THREE EMOTIONS!

Ulquiorra: What

Me: Ok. Off track. Grimmjow, do you hate anyone?

Grimmjow: I hate everyone. Especially Ichigo. And you. And now I hate Ulquiorra even more.

Me: *heart shatters* I didn't need that thing anyway. Ok... *wipes away a tear* uh..from Lunar again. Ichigo, is it true you love Rukia?

Ichigo: Uh... *blushes* *looks at Rukia and Orihime* Y-yes..?

Me: YAAASSS ICHIRUKI IS BÆ!!!

Rukia: Oh...uh...I see...

Me: Also to you Rukia, do you love Ichigo? ~SAY YES~

Rukia: No! How could I love a fool like that? *blushing, folds arms and looks away*

Me: NUUUU

Ichigo: *heart shatters* ......

Me: Last one from Lunar Wolf! Grimmjow and Ulqui-chan must do the thing? Oohhh kinky.

Grimmjow: OOOHHHHH HEEEELLLLLLLLL NOOOOO

Me: *pushes them in closet* Have fun!

*a few minutes later*

Grimmjow: *comes out, pissed off, hair messed up*

Ulquiorra: *helmet is lopsided*

Me: Whoa you actually did it. Well that's it for this chapter, byyeee