Me: dhotdbktdh what happened how did this book even get a little bit popular WHAT
Ichigo: Why are you complaining?
Me: I'M NOT IT'S JUST HOW I SHOW BEING HAPPY T^T
Me: Anyway, we have a lot of dares from Lunar Wolf-San! Thank you for sending us so many truths and dares! First up, for Nel, she dares you to go adult and hug and kiss Ichigo!
Nel: Nel can handle that! *turns adult* ITSYGOOOO *glomps him*
Ichigo: *has boobs in face so he can't talk*
Nel: *kisses him* EHEHE NEL IS HAPPY NOW *returns to little kid form
Ichigo: %_% *hair and clothes are messed up*
Grimmjow: What kind of face is that?
Me: It's better not to question things. So! Lunar Wolf-San...oh...oh my...
Grimmjow: NO WAY!!
Me: Yup. You have to kiss Ulquiorra again, for FOURTY minutes this time!! Wow. Is that even possible?
Grimmjow: IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!?!
Ulquiorra: It shouldn't be legal.
Me: Well I know you won't do it unless I make you. So. *gets duct tape* *pushes them together and duct tapes their heads together*
Ulquiorra: mmph
Grimmjow: MMMPHMMPHMMMMMPPPPHHHH!!!
Me: Those are some very nice kissing noises.
Me: *sets timer for forty minutes*
Grimmjow: *tries to break free the whole time*
Ulquiorra: *does nothing*
Me: AWWW SO CUTE IM STARTING TO SHIP THEM TOO wait what
Ichigo: You are a messed up little girl.
Me: I know ^~^
*timer goes off*
Me: *rips the duct tape off*
Grimmjow: *stabs Ulquiorra*
Me: BAD. *slaps*
Grimmjow: DID YOU JUST?!
Me: *revives Ulquiorra again*
Ulquiorra: ......
Me: Question for Ulquiorra from Lunar Wolf! Do you like anyone? ~SAY ORIHIME~
Ulquiorra: No.
Me: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THE PRINCESS
Orihime: Princess?
Me: Hime means princess so you're a princess.
Ulquiorra: No.
Me: BUT SHE'S ONE OF YOUR THREE EMOTIONS!
Ulquiorra: What
Me: Ok. Off track. Grimmjow, do you hate anyone?
Grimmjow: I hate everyone. Especially Ichigo. And you. And now I hate Ulquiorra even more.
Me: *heart shatters* I didn't need that thing anyway. Ok... *wipes away a tear* uh..from Lunar again. Ichigo, is it true you love Rukia?
Ichigo: Uh... *blushes* *looks at Rukia and Orihime* Y-yes..?
Me: YAAASSS ICHIRUKI IS BÆ!!!
Rukia: Oh...uh...I see...
Me: Also to you Rukia, do you love Ichigo? ~SAY YES~
Rukia: No! How could I love a fool like that? *blushing, folds arms and looks away*
Me: NUUUU
Ichigo: *heart shatters* ......
Me: Last one from Lunar Wolf! Grimmjow and Ulqui-chan must do the thing? Oohhh kinky.
Grimmjow: OOOHHHHH HEEEELLLLLLLLL NOOOOO
Me: *pushes them in closet* Have fun!
*a few minutes later*
Grimmjow: *comes out, pissed off, hair messed up*
Ulquiorra: *helmet is lopsided*
Me: Whoa you actually did it. Well that's it for this chapter, byyeee
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