Me: Yaaayyy new chapter! More fresh dares from Lunar-San!
Grimmjow: NOOOOO
Rukia: it's not that bad..
Ichigo: says the one who hasn't hardly gotten any dares yet!
Me: Ok, let's get started! First, Aizen, why did you want to date Momo?
Aizen: I just would rather date her than you. I don't like her in that way.
Me: *heart shatters again*
Me: ;^;
Me: o-ok...next truth...Ulquiorra do you like Lunar?
Ulquiorra: Not really
Orihime: That's kinda mean...
Ulquiorra: I don't care
Me: And...for the next truth...Rangiku when are you and Toshiro going to date?
Toshiro: Never!! I have no interest in-
Rangiku: *glomps him* CAPTAIN!!!
Toshiro: *can't talk because Rangiku's boobs are in his face*
Shunsui: *laughing really hard*
Me: Next! Everyone, do you think Lunar is going too far with-
Grimmjow: YES
Me: You don't even know what I was going to say! Do you think she's going to far with the Grimmjow x Ulquiorra thing?
Grimmjow: Still yes.
Me: Ulquiorra? Everyone?Everyone: Yeah kinda
Me: Oohh...I don't think you're going to far Lunar so keep doing it if you want
Grimmjow: GRAAAAHHH!!! *jumps me*
Me: *ducks*
Grimmjow: *faceplants*
Me: This next dare requires Uryuu, so... *poofs in Uryuu*
Ishida: *looks around* WHAT IN A QUINCY'S BUTTHOLE IS THIS?!?!
Me: wat
Me: Uryuu you have to kiss Ichigo and get married
Both: WHAAAATT?!?! OH HELL NO!!
Me: Welp you won't do it on your own so *pushes them together*
Ichigo: *INTERNAL SCREAMING FOR ETERNITY*
Uryuu: aAAAHHHHH I KISSED MY RIVAL GEGLDSNOWMLLSAPGSBOWKODJH
Me: *gets in preachers outfit* Do you, Kurosaki, take Ishida as your husband for all eternity?
Kurosaki: No.
Me: I'm taking that as a yes. Do you, Ishida, take Kurosaki as your *whispers* hootttt *normal voice* husband?
Uryuu: Hell no.
Me: No cussing while getting married!
Uryuu: We aren't in a church. And I don't think two men would get married in a church anyway.
Me: SHUT UP THIS IS MY BOOK
Me: I pronounce you husband and husband! *puts rings on their finger*
Rukia: *heartbroken on the inside* *emotionless face*
Orihime: *crying in corner* Kurosaki will never be mine now!!
Me: For the next one, it's with Nel and Ichigo!
Nel: Yay! *still in adult form*
Ichigo: Oh god
Me: Nel, do you want Ichigo to be yours?
Nel: YES!!
Me: he's yours
Nel: OML REALLY *glomps him*
Uryuu: Take him. I don't want him.
Ichigo: AM I A DOG OR SOMETHING?!?! BECAUSE IM GETTING PASSED AROUND LIKE ONE
Me: No you're a strawberry.
Me: Last one!
Ichigo: Thank god
Me: Rukia, do you hate or love Ichigo?
Rukia: well...I don't HATE him, that's for sure...so...I guess...I...love....him..?
Me: NOW YOU HAVE TO BE WITH ICHIGO
Ichigo: this, I can live with
Rukia: *hugs him*
Me: ICHIRUKI FEELS COMPLETE. SHIP IS CANON IN MY OWN BOOK. MISSION COMPLETE *explodes*
Me: *comes back* hi
Everyone: the fuck
Me: I just said hi, now it's time to say byyyeeee cuz this chapter is over so byyyeeee
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