Me: GRIMMY AND ULQUI SITTIN IN A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
FIRST COMES MARRIAGE
THEN I DON'T REMEMBER THE WORDS SO YEAH MARRIAGE AND THEN THEY GET A KID AND LALALALAGrimmjow: Fuck you
Me: No fuck Ulquiorra.
Grimmjow: YOU LITTLE
Me: And that's our first dare as a matter of fact! All from Lunar-San! *immediately shoves both in a closet*
Grimmjow: OH GOD NO
Ulquiorra: What
Me: Have fun! We'll leave you two in there for a while.
Orihime: So we do more dares an truths while they're...uh...
Me: Yup! First, Aizen and Ichigo have to fight! Whoever loses has to kiss and date someone.
Aizen: Erm...how about no.
Ichigo: Never thought I'd agree with Aizen.
Me: Yup! Now fight!
Aizen: *turns into his creepy butterfly mode*
Ichigo: QUINCY POWERS ACTIVATE *shoots him with an arrow*
Aizen: *dies*
Me: Wow that was quick... *revives Aizen* Now you have to date someone.
Aizen: I said no!
Me: *glomps him* DATE MEEEEE
Aizen: I'd honestly rather date Momo than you.
Me: *shattered heart pieces shatter even more because that's possible*
Me: Well I'm too lazy to poof in Hinamori, so you have to date me or someone else.
Aizen: Orihime.
Me: WHAT?!?!
Aizen: Next best thing. *goes over to her and kisses her*
Orihime: *screams*
Me: Oh my... Ok, next!
Orihime: NO! PLEASE JUST STOP THIS!
Me: Not until I decide it's time to stop accepting dares, which will probably be chapter 100. If I get there somehow.
Orihime: NOOOOO
Me: Ok! Ichigo, you have to dress like Nel in a adult form and act like her for the rest of the chapter!
Ichigo: WHAT?!
Me: Yup! *hands him outfit and pushes him in closet*
Ichigo: *comes out in Nel outfit* Ichigo doesn't like this.
Me: Next! Toshiro and Rangiku have to kiss!
Toshiro: I can't kiss my lieutenant!
Rangiku: Oooohhhhh caaaapppptttaaaaiiinnn~~~ :3 :3 :3
Toshiro: OH GOD
Rangiku: *grabs him and kisses him*
Me: Ok, next! Aizen, you have to eat a bug.
Aizen: K *eats a bug* *hardly reacts*
Me: Wow...is that even legal?
Ichigo: Ichigo doesn't think it should be
Me: Ok, next one! Rukia, are you jealous of Nel's boobs?
Rukia: ?!?! Uh, no! ~maybe...~
Ichigo: ~I like flat-chested girls....I don't have to deal with having their boobs in my face and not being able to breathe...~
Me: Hmm....ok! Nel, why are you always in kid form
Nel: Nel has no idea. Nel thinks Nel just can't control Nel's forms so Nel stays in kid form.
Me: You said your name so many times it sounds weird now. Anyway, Grimmjow, why do you hate Lunar?
Grimmjow: Because she keeps making me kiss and do the thing with a bat!
Me: He's not actually a bat though...
Grimmjow: HE'S A BAT IF I SAY HE IS
Ulquiorra: ......
Me: Alrighty! Next! Ulquiorra, do you hate Lunar?
Ulquiorra: I don't 'hate' anyone.
Me: Aw. Ok, that's it for this chapter! Byyyeeeee
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