Bleach truth or dare! [Discontinued]

WHICH ESPADA IS SEVEN I FORGET

Me: GRIMMY AND ULQUI SITTIN IN A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
FIRST COMES MARRIAGE
THEN I DON'T REMEMBER THE WORDS SO YEAH MARRIAGE AND THEN THEY GET A KID AND LALALALA

Grimmjow: Fuck you

Me: No fuck Ulquiorra.

Grimmjow: YOU LITTLE

Me: And that's our first dare as a matter of fact! All from Lunar-San! *immediately shoves both in a closet*

Grimmjow: OH GOD NO

Ulquiorra: What

Me: Have fun! We'll leave you two in there for a while.

Orihime: So we do more dares an truths while they're...uh...

Me: Yup! First, Aizen and Ichigo have to fight! Whoever loses has to kiss and date someone.

Aizen: Erm...how about no.

Ichigo: Never thought I'd agree with Aizen.

Me: Yup! Now fight!

Aizen: *turns into his creepy butterfly mode*

Ichigo: QUINCY POWERS ACTIVATE *shoots him with an arrow*

Aizen: *dies*

Me: Wow that was quick... *revives Aizen* Now you have to date someone.

Aizen: I said no!

Me: *glomps him* DATE MEEEEE

Aizen: I'd honestly rather date Momo than you.

Me: *shattered heart pieces shatter even more because that's possible*

Me: Well I'm too lazy to poof in Hinamori, so you have to date me or someone else.

Aizen: Orihime.

Me: WHAT?!?!

Aizen: Next best thing. *goes over to her and kisses her*

Orihime: *screams*

Me: Oh my... Ok, next!

Orihime: NO! PLEASE JUST STOP THIS!

Me: Not until I decide it's time to stop accepting dares, which will probably be chapter 100. If I get there somehow.

Orihime: NOOOOO

Me: Ok! Ichigo, you have to dress like Nel in a adult form and act like her for the rest of the chapter!

Ichigo: WHAT?!

Me: Yup! *hands him outfit and pushes him in closet*

Ichigo: *comes out in Nel outfit* Ichigo doesn't like this.

Me: Next! Toshiro and Rangiku have to kiss!

Toshiro: I can't kiss my lieutenant!

Rangiku: Oooohhhhh caaaapppptttaaaaiiinnn~~~ :3 :3 :3

Toshiro: OH GOD

Rangiku: *grabs him and kisses him*

Me: Ok, next! Aizen, you have to eat a bug.

Aizen: K *eats a bug* *hardly reacts*

Me: Wow...is that even legal?

Ichigo: Ichigo doesn't think it should be

Me: Ok, next one! Rukia, are you jealous of Nel's boobs?

Rukia: ?!?! Uh, no! ~maybe...~

Ichigo: ~I like flat-chested girls....I don't have to deal with having their boobs in my face and not being able to breathe...~

Me: Hmm....ok! Nel, why are you always in kid form

Nel: Nel has no idea. Nel thinks Nel just can't control Nel's forms so Nel stays in kid form.

Me: You said your name so many times it sounds weird now. Anyway, Grimmjow, why do you hate Lunar?

Grimmjow: Because she keeps making me kiss and do the thing with a bat!

Me: He's not actually a bat though...

Grimmjow: HE'S A BAT IF I SAY HE IS

Ulquiorra: ......

Me: Alrighty! Next! Ulquiorra, do you hate Lunar?

Ulquiorra: I don't 'hate' anyone.

Me: Aw. Ok, that's it for this chapter! Byyyeeeee