Are You Crazy?! (🍋 • Haikyuu • Kuroo X OC)

III

"I hate baby sitting..." I groaned. This is why I hate company dinners where you can't bring your children to.

"chill... It's only twice a year. Besides, you hardly do anything." Tetsuro mocked me with an annoying sounding snort.

"what, so are you saying you do more than me?" I spat.

"duh..." he snorted. Liar. He doesn't do anything. Now that I think about it, he's just one more person I have to baby sit. And I don't even get paid for this!

I could hear our siblings shouting from another room playing cops and robbers. It's all fun and games til someone cries. Usually Marin, his sister, cries. My brother Haru always does shit to make her cry. Then Erika beats up Haru so we have to prevent those from happening.

But we don't actually need to keep an eye on them all the time. Tetsuro and I just watched tv while they were busy doing their own thing. He was lying down on the sofa with his head resting on the left arm rest and I was lying down pillowed on the right. Somehow we managed to squeeze ourselves in that small sofa space.

Tetsuro was in charge of putting them to bed and I was in charge of cooking them dinner. Not that I was a great cook, I was just better at not burning stuff than he was.

"where did you put the remote?" he tickled me with his foot.

"I don't have it!" I punched his leg.

"oh right " he found it on his side of the couch. He's so dumb sometimes.

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"kids! Dinner! I cooked fried chicken!" I shouted.

"YEEESS!! FRIED CHICKEN!!!" Haru shouted, leading the pack down the stairs and running to the dinner table.

"where's Tetsuro?" I wondered. "nobody touch that chicken til we come back." I said before going to get that bum.

"yo. Didn't you hear me? It's dinner time." I kicked his butt, literally.

He stood up lazily and trudged to the kitchen but not before squeezing my ass.

They were all seated when I walked in. We ate and had an enjoyable chicken dinner. We already had this babysitting stuff down. I mean, we've been in charge for three years, everything's fine as long as nobody shits their pants.

After that, Tetsuro sent the kids to take a bath before they slipped on their pajamas. He left them there and helped me prepare their beds.

"remember when we used to take baths together?" I laughed remembering the good times.

"yeah. Of course I do." he chuckled, "we stopped when you abnormally grew your boobs early though." he teased.

"yeah... These jugs ruined my childhood." I squeezed them in front of him. I had an early puberty. It started when I was 8... Too early if you ask me. Tetsuro and his friends teased me because of it.

He laughed. "want to take a bath with me now? I wouldn't mind those in the bath with me." he grinned.

"not a chance." I stuck my tongue out at him.

The kids ran all naked toward us. "woah hey! Hey!" Tetsuro tried to scold them but to no avail.

"guys get your clothes here's yours Haru. Here's Erika's and here's yours Marin." I pointed at their clothes.

They raced to get dressed.

"after this can we watch a horror movie?" Erika hugged me.

I looked at Tetsuro, "that's a great idea Erika. I'll get the movie ready." he stood up and left.

I brushed Marin and ErIka's hair before we went down to the living room.

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The kids sat down in front of the tv and Tetsuro and I stayed on the sofa just to be safe from the rowdy kids.

"you're so lame." I pushed him when I saw what movie he chose. The Ring was such an old movie...

Our siblings jumped, screamed and squealed. We couldn't help shout when Sadako pops out ourselves.

At the end of the movie, Marin was already asleep and the two there were yawning. "alright, time for bed." I said as I stood up.

I led the way. Tetsuro brought his sister up. My twins were good enough to get to bed on their own. We tucked them in and left them with a night light because they were afraid.