Are You Crazy?! (🍋 • Haikyuu • Kuroo X OC)

VI

I kept my mouth shut. He's gonna take it literally and I'm still not over him having my nudes.

I ignored the prick until he got some clothes on.

•••

Hanging out in Tetsuro's room meant I get to watch porn.

I don't watch porn at home. You see my dad's good with computers and he might see my history even after I delete it. :c

So I watch here.

I hovered over his desktop and started to choose videos I wanted to watch.

porn was wonderful.

It wasn't because I was horny or anything, I just wanted to watch for the sake of their oh so believable dirty talk.

This is so unrealistic. I thought to myself as I watched doctorXpatient get it on.

"hey Tetsuro, get me something to eat." I ordered him without even looking at him. I was the queen when I was at his house. I can order him around and he doesn't complain that much.

"what do you want?" he asked as he obviously watched behind me.

"I don't know, an apple would be nice." I replied, looking up to see his face.

"alright." he said as he ruffled my hair before leaving for that request.

He came back in just five minutes with a bottle of juice. "we don't he apples. Sorry boo." he said before popping down on his bed.

.

Porn is nice.

"damn. I wish I could be a pornstar." I said out loud.

Tetsuro laughed loudly from his bed as he toyed with his phone.

I turned around and looked at him.

"you wanna be a pornstar? That's gold Yui." he wiped a tear.

"I can if I want to." I believed in myself.

"what's good in being a pornstar?" he complained, "those girls get to have shameful sex with men with 3 inch dicks." he pointed out.

He had a point... Psh. Just because he had something huge.

"if you wanna be a pornstar so badly, be my pornstar." he grinned devilishly.

"no thanks." I rolled my eyes.

"'no thanks,'" he mocked me, "quit pretending you don't like what we do."

Ignore~~

I continued watching my porn.

.

It gets a little boring after a few minutes, "hey Tetsuro,"

"what now?"

"get me a dildo for Christmas." I requested.

"sure, I'll get you one shaped like my dick." he replied so nonchalantly.

"I want a bigger one that vibrates and glows in the dark." I added.

"you're such a perv sometimes, you know that?" he suddenly sounded annoyed, "do you open that foul mouth at work?"

"I act properly at work. Because I don't want Oikawa Kung to think I'm a Hentai." I replied.

"Oikawa kun?" he repeated.

"yeah. My sempai at work." I replied

"why? You like him or something?" he was being nosy all of a sudden.

"not really. He's just nice. You know? He's a real gentleman too. He opens doors for me, he treats me to lunch, he carries my things..." I enumerated the things Oikawa would do for me.

"sounds like a guy who wants to get laid." Tetsuro huffed.

"if he just wants to get laid, he would've banged the girls at work. Girls give him motive all the time." I replied.

"do you?"

"of course not. I'm different." I answered. I am different. I'm just there to do my work it's Oikawa kun who willingly gives me a hand sometimes. I don't even pay attention to him unless he says hi.

"how old is he?" he sounded like a skeptic.

"we're just the same age, 18."

"what school does he attend?"

"Aoba Johsai"

"hmm..."

"he's really nice. I assure you. He means no harm. He's actually really caring...and.."

"sounds like you like him." he accused, cutting me off. He turned around and faced the other way with his phone.

"not really..." I shrugged. I haven't given it much thought yet.

he kept awkwardly quiet for some time. Then he walked out and left me.

did he get mad?

It's not like him to.

I'm sure he just remembered he had some things to do.

But what I said was true, Oikawa kun was really nice. If Tetsuro was more like him, I think he'll be such a better person. Girls might fall for him by then.

Tetsuro a gentleman? I laughed at the thought.