Dear All My Fans,
There is an evil person trying to keep me from being famous because she is jealous.
She keeps unpublishing this work of literature.
So jealous.
Anyway, onto more important things, Steve Harvey is about to announce Miss Universe.
Oh, my gosh, it's Piper from Twice Upon a Time! I love that book!
Wait!
Wait.
It's actually Celestia! From TUAT! Wow, did not see that coming. Huh. Oh well, she is the rightful owner of that crown. Must've been awkward.
Next on our list of events to cover, Deflategate.
That Tom guy had a 4 game suspension, but Georgie Porgie got him out of it, because he's the president as Georgie knows what it's like to be a cheating Patriot. He plans to deflate the British general's balls.
Not sure how that's going to help.
Hope you all are well.
Love,
jeffie
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George Washington Fanfiction
Ficção HistóricaA meme, whip, and naenae filled heated romance novel between George Washington and Jeff.
