Dam Puns and other Schist

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1. Sadly they do get old if they are used wrong. So don't use them the wrong way.

Ex. Look at the dam rock that has absolutely nothing to do with a dam.

Percy: Holy Schist your bad at this.

2. Don't use them with original characters.

Ex. Hi, I'm Maka Nosence and I'm the daughter of that dam sun god. Lol.

Thalia: Um, how does she no about that?

Percy: I think we have a stalker.

Zoë: I don't understand.

Thalia: Neither should she.

3. Not everyone has to have a certain color that they prefer food to be.

Ex. Hey, Maka Nosence here. I only eat yellow food, even though I don't have a reason to only like yellow food, I'm just trying to copy the original Percy Jackson.

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