Louis the terrible and Harry the horrible

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Harry is now online

Louis is now online

Louis: Hi babe

Harry: don't 'Hi babe' me!

Louis: ................. Hello babe

Harry: ............... Don't hello babe me either!

Louis:........ Howdy Harreh

Harry: shut up! Don't even try to talk to me! U know what u did. And I am still mad at u........

Louis: sorry.......

Harry: hmmm. I don't fucking believe u. I don't have no choice but not to believe you

Louis: I didn't mean to........ Can I try to cheer u up?

Harry:........

Louis: why is it called Crossy Road?

Harry: ................

Louis: bc u can cross the road!!! Ha ..... What a knee slapper! Huh Harreh?

Harry: wanna hear a joke?

Louis: ..... Umm..... YES......

Harry: knock knock

Louis: who's there?

Harry: deez

Louis: deez who?

Harry: deez nuts and I hope u trip over them. Ha! GOTEM!!!! Ha I cheered my own self up!!!! Hahahahahahaha now that, was a knee slapper.

Louis: haha yeah...... Very funny..... (Not) hahahahahahaha

Harry: look bitch, I don't care if u think my jokes aren't fucking funny

Louis: woah Harry, jeez man. I'm sorry. I didn't know you would take it this far

Harry: well guess what Lewis? I have feelings too.

Louis: that's not my name

Harry: oh sorry baby doll. Want some cookies and milk to make it feel better?

Louis: smart ass

Harry: thank you I have had a good education

Louis: ur really dumb aren't you? Like seriously. Even a chipmunk is smarter than you

Harry: are we gonna go threw this again?!

Louis: see! You can even spell the word 'through' right

Harry: says the one who think boys r on their period........

Louis: well I forget some things okay?!

Harry: sing ur ABC's then........

Louis: A b c D e f g Harry is my enemy.......

Harry: no dumb ass its a b c d e f g h i j k Louis is my ex boyfriend................

Louis: WAIT WHAT?!!!!!

Harry: holy SHIT!!! I said that out loud didn't I????!!!!

Louis: so...........

Harry: .............

Liam is now online

Niall is now online

Niall: hey Lou did you tell Harreh that u were breaking up wit hem?

Harry: wAIT WHAT????!!!!!!! HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!

Niall: *holds phone for Harreh*

Harry: so.......

Liam: looks like Harry already did the job!!! Good job m8te

Harry: so u were expecting one of us to do it?

Liam: -_- really nigga? Isn't it obvious? You weren't online for a couple of days. And Louis was. I knew whenever you would get back on, you would be mad at Louis and have a really dumb fight that I don't even think Niall understands

Niall: what the hell??!! Why are y'all signing about Abc's?

Liam: see?

Niall: Liam....... I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!! HELP MEH!!!!

Liam: its okay Niall (lolz)

Niall: not fucking funny

Louis: so uh........

Harry: hey Liam ever look at a roach and be like 'hey what's Louis doing here?

Niall: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah funny hahahahahahaha haahah yo Liam!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Liam: lolz good one hahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Niall: hilarious!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Louis: hey Niall ever look at a dick and be like ' its Harry's lunch time

Niall: heh um Louis, just because I'm gay, doesn't mean I like to look at dick..........

Liam: gross

Harry: SALTY!!!!!!!!!!!

Louis: :\ okay I get it......... U don't want me around u guys anymore
........ ....

Liam: no one said we didn't want you around us anymore

Niall: yeah mate! I'd love to have you around........ But that joke you made was

Liam: disgusting

Niall: it was brutal

Liam: horrible

Niall: it was deceiving

Louis: okay okay okay I get it

Niall: glad where all on the same page eh?

Liam: yea

Niall: right Lou?

Louis: I guess I mean idk...... Yeah..... We are all on the same page!! Hooray!!!!!!!

Liam: what about you Harry?

Niall: Harreh???? U okay buddy????

Harry is now offline

Louis: hmmmm........... Wierd

Liam: u still have feelings for him don't you?

Louis: ............. M a y b e ........... Y e s .............

Louis is now offline

Niall: ooh they still luv each other

Niall is now offline

Liam: hmmm maybe I have to go too

Liam is now offline

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Hello peeps!

I hope you enjoyed the story !!!!

If not, I'm not doing my job right

Tell me what you think!!!

Anyway, what's ur favorite season?

I would have to say, winter

Just bc I get to make snow angels and play in the snow

Lolz

Bye peeps!!! $_$ :P

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