Louis is now online
Niall is now online
Liam is now online
Louis' pov (bet u didn't see that one coming did ya?)
I sighed. For about the millionth time today. Harry is still not on!!! I miss him.
Niall: hey whats up guyz?
Liam: for the sixth time today Neil, its guys not guyz
Niall: for the thousand time today Lime, its Niall not Neil
Louis: guys wtf u arguing about?
Niall: Lime keeps calling me the wrong fucking name!!!
Liam: *snort* its funny... Neil...... *laugh* hahahahahahaha
Niall has changed Liam's name to dicksucker
Niall: NOW WHAT BITCH????!!!!
I texted Harry, like God knows how many times. I hope he gets on soon. I need to tell him something. Hopefully, a miracle will happen..... Hopefully just hopefully
To: Hazza
From: Boobear
Harry, plz get on. I need to tell you something important..... Plz Harry? I promise I'll stop texting you
Liam has changed Niall's name to Neil the dicksucker
dicksucker: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Neil the dicksucker: STFU ASSHOLE
Dicksucker has changed Neil the dicksuckers name to bootyeater
Dicksucker: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Louis has changed dicksuckers name to dumb ass
Louis has changed bootyeaters name to Hortan
Hortan: this is WAY BETTER than bootyeater and Neil the dicksucker
Dumb ass: I KNOW RIGHT???!!!!! My name is way cooler than Hortan........ *snort* *snort* *snort* hahahahahahaha Lou, where did that name come from??? *snort* *giggle* I'm bout to piss myself
Hortan: I hope you choke on ur pee, and die from it being so confiscated......
Dumb ass: :/ yeah mom I won't eat shit any more. Ate you happy ???
Hortan: very honey bun
Louis: lol what is up with yall?
Hortan: Louis! You need a nickname!!!
Dumb ass: how about..... Honeybee?
Hortan: or..... Honeybear?
Louis: or Carrotlover54??????
Louis has changed his name to Carrotlover54
Carrotlover54: WHAT UP????!!!! or should what's up doc???? Ello??
Dumb ass: hahahahahahaha
(Dumb ass is Liam. Hortan is Niall of course you know that. And Carrotlover54 is Louis. Just a little reminder BACK TO THE STORY!!!)
Hortan: hahahahahahaha
From: Hazza
To: Boobear
What do u want Tomlinson? I'm busy soaking in my sadness. It's not like you need to know anyway. If I get on, ur gonna tell me u love me and all this other bullshit. If u really loved me, u wouldnt have broken up with me.
I immediately replied back.
To: Hazza
From: Boobear
Please Harry? I'll do anything to make u happy again (sounds corny)
I'll be ur boyfriend again? If that makes a difference
Harry is now online
Now, when I say I almost fainted, I almost cried my eyes out, and then fainted. It was like, some random stranger gave me $1,000 grand. With a chocolate cake and toaster strudels.
I think I peed my pants. At that.
Harry: what do u want Louis?
Carrotlover54: hello Harry
Hortan: wazz up man?
Dumb ass: the sky
Hortan: lol
Harry; I have a feeling those two were being dumb. Bc there names are changed and they are agreeing on something.............. Im scared..........
Carrotlover54: I had to stop them from arguing about nothing...... Pretty much......
Harry: cool ..... So..... Did they stop arguing?......
Carrotlover54: yeah...... Just for now tho......... So...... How you been Harry?
Harry: idk..... Good?
Carrotlover54: what? Not great? Or delightful? Or amazing?
Harry; eh
Carrotlover54: are you lying ????
Harry: eh
Dumb ass: sndjshsj. Aj-#- ma kak. Kak mam nanajahwg62628391
Hortan: knskanl lpksb 5282991(3-3-3-2(192736;81929[£°'×|°\[>,
Dumb ass: lol ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 72637!#!#;
Hortan: hahahahahahaha I would name him Jordan
Dumb ass: what if it's a girl?
Hortan: I would still name it Jordan
Louis: what tf ate you taking about?
Dumb ass: if u and Harreh had kids
Harry: WHAT THE HELL MAN!???
Hortan: it was Liam who said it...... Yell at him...... Not me........ I didn't do anything....... At least.... Not yet.... PLEASE DON'T SPANK MEH!!!!! ..
Dumb ass: mmmmm ............ Niall told me to say it...... That's why we were talking in code with all the numbers and ransom letters...... I come in PEACE Harry..... I swear.... You can check me.... *empties pockets even tho there is nothing in them*
Harry: DON'T GET SMART WITH ME!!!! WHO DO U THINK U R????!!!!! U CERTAINLY AREN'T WHO U THINK U R!!!! NOW ARE YOU???!!!!!
Dumb ass: No......
Harry; NO WHAT?????!!!!!!!
Dumb ass: No Harry........
Harry: good girl
Louis: hmmmm. Interesting. How did you do that Harry?
Harry: ha I got skills *puts on shades dramatically*
Louis: I wanna try..... DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY THOUSAND BITCHES!!!!
Dumb ass is now offline
Hortan is now offline
Harry: so much 4 trying. C ya tomorrow :)
Harry is now offline
Why the fuck is Harry being so nice to me all of a sudden? Eh. Who knows? Maybe he changed. Maybe not. I'll have to see what tomorrow brings.
Louis is now offline
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Sorry it's awfully long
Sorry if it's not really funny
I hope you enjoy it.......
I tried to put a lil bit of Louis' point of view in there..... I don't think it made any sense tho..... But hey!!!! I tried!!!! At least give meh credit for that!!!
No, u don't have to
Lolz
C ya peeps!
:) :D :P ;]
