Niam

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Niall is now online

Niall: is it just me?

Niall: ......................... I guess so ................

Niall: I wonder what the lads are doing............... Right now..........

Niall: Louis is probably doing something crazy

Niall: Harry is probably playing with his curly hair

Niall: and Liam................... Liam's probably doing something.............. Mature and responsible......... Ewww

Liam is now online

Niall: thank God!!!!! I'm glad someone else is on!!!!! I was talking with no one!!!!

Liam:...............................................

Liam: yeah........

Niall: hey gurrl!!!! What you been up to??

Liam: first of all............... I'm not a girl........ And u spelled it wrong.....

Liam: its girl not gurl

Niall: I know Li! Jeez! Loosen up a bit sometimes!

Liam: I can't loosen up sometimes

Niall: and why is that?

Liam: bc I would probably be at a bar. I would probably be drunk. I probably would have went home. I probably no I know I would have had a hangover and I probably would have went back to the bar and probably got drunk again

Niall: why you say probably all the time?

Liam: -_- bc dumb ass. It's a 50 50 chance

Niall: I don't see how. It's likely. No, its a possibility that it would happen

Liam: yeah it could be. But I'm smart enough not to let that happen. So it won't ever happen. Never in a million years

Niall: -_- come on mate!

Liam: what?

Niall: you know what

Liam: no I do not

Niall: ..........................................

Liam:............................................................

Niall: jsjebsjsb

Liam: You need help

Niall: no I don't . if I did, I would have been in the hospital or something

Liam: I'm calling the cops right now

Niall: -_-

Liam: hello? Yes I have a friend here that really needs someone to talk to. Hmm. Yes..... I.... I understand....... Yes sir...... That wouldn't be a problem at all........ Yea sir.... Hmmm... Okay bye....

Niall: -_-

Liam: .........

Niall: what they say

Liam: they said that they will track you down and see why you need a therapist. Then they will put you in a mental hospital until you die

Niall: no you didn't

Liam: nah I'm just playing. I didn't even call anyone

Niall: I knew it

Liam: no u didn't. U probably thought I really called them. I bet your were like "no! No! There gonna get me!!! No I'm shitting on me self!"

Liam: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Liam: ahaha I can't anymore that was hilarious! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Niall: no it wasn't!

Liam: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahaha I need to tell someone about this

Superman is now online

Superman: what's up Liam?

Superman: and why were you laughing?

Liam: did you read what we were talking about?

Superman: yes

Liam: wasn't it funny ???

Niall: no in fact it was stupid as shit

Superman: woah someone has a potty mouth

Niall: shut up super lame man

Superman: that's not my name

Liam: Niall calm down mate I'm sorry.

Niall: fuck off ur not sorry.

Liam: if I said that I would buy you Nandos, would you believe meh?

Niall: hmmmm YES........

Liam: okay then

Superman is now offline

Niall: who was that anyway?

Liam: an old friend

Niall:hmmm

Niall: djeiwbsjs ksjsjs a aks akajs sjsjwiwb8383&37#;#;#92+#;|¶{¢°€[><,>¢{~¶'[|

Liam: wtf Niall!

Niall: what? I'm talking in code

Niall: dksjdjensbs xksjwbd D jsjs h sjsks. Good ksjsksnd food kekwnwnen sjsnsn

Liam: ?_? Niall ur scaring me. Maybe you need some sleep

Niall : I don't need sleep

Liam: yes you do! Good night mate!

Liam is now offline

Niall: its only 5:00

Niall is now offline

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Good one Liam! Maybe you need some sleep.

Ha

Anyway, what's up peeps?

Sorry it took me so long to update

I was being to lazy to write anything

-_-

Hope you like it

Sorry if it's not really that funny

And sorry if it's short

What's your favorite school subject?

I would have to say P.E, Math, Language arts, computers, and music

Man I have a lot

Lolz Anyway,
Tell me what ya think

Bye peeps! $_$ :) :D :P

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