Harry being rude

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Liam is now online

Niall is now online

Niall: wanna hear my rap Li Li?

Liam: Li Li?

Niall: yes, Li Li I made it up. Short for Liam I guess

Liam: rap?

Niall: yes rap, Li Li

Liam: okay go for it

Niall: don't make fun of me. I'm still working on it. It might not make any sense since I'm in the process of putting them in order

Liam: wow, I never knew you like to make up raps Neil

Niall: I got a book, I read that, I got a pencil, I write that, I got these words, I wrote that, you come from mars I don't like that. You got these sneakers there too fake and your face looks like toothpaste. I'm still working on it. So, how u like it?

Liam: lolz Neil, that is the most funniest rap I have ever heard. Hahahahahahaha u come from mars, I don't like that hahahahahahaha Neil, where did that come from?

Niall: correction: Niall. And idk. I was just sitting in my room, and then I saw this boy with ugly azz shoes on Facebook, and I was supposed to be doing homework. And I was learning about Mars and idk

Liam: someone has to know about this

Niall: Louis isnt getting on unless Harreh gets on

Liam: how u know? Did he tell you?

Niall: noooo...... He came all the way from Doncaster to Ireland just to tell me, when Harreh gets on, he gets on

Liam: damn boi I was just making sure

Harry is now online

Harry: God so help meh. Why the fuck am I here?

Louis is now online

Harry: omfg

Louis: hi Harry

Harry: what u want Tomlinson?

Louis: why you keep being rude to me?! Did I do something to upset you?

Harry: no Louis, everything is just great! I like looking at unicorns and rainbows!!! NO everything IS NOT OKAY!!!! I FELL DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!!

Louis: OMG!!!!! Are you okay Harreh???

Harry: again, why tf am I here, and why tf, am I talking to a low life human like you???

Liam: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Niall: buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrn

Louis: .......... Sorry Harreh......... I just want to look out for you

Harry: wanna look out for someone???!!!

Louis: um...... YES........

Harry: u can look out for deez nuts

Louis: I'll do anything Harreh!!! Plz!!!!!

Harry: ur right...... Look out for my left nut

Louis: PLZ!!!!!!

Harry: my right nut?

Liam: okay, why u talking about nuts???

Harry: bc its a habit. I ate nuts yesterday. Is there a problem?

Liam: Harry, ur not Harry

Niall: he's not......

Harry: what the fuck are y'all talking about? Why wouldn't I be Harry?

Niall: I have an idea....................... Welcome contestants! I am your host Niall Horan and we will be playing Is it Harry? So shall we start?

Liam: oh God..........

Niall: that's what I like to hear!! Someone is eager eh?

Niall: we have three contestants here today!!! Let's get to know them! Louis Tomlinson is it?

Louis: yes Louis William Tomlinson.

Niall: okay No one cares! Liam Payne is it?

Liam: yes, Liam James Payne

Niall: okay that's horrible!

Niall: last but not least, Harry Styles yeah?

Harry: I guess

Niall: That's is awful! Shall we begin?

Liam: dear God.....

Niall: someone is eager again eh?

Niall: okay, lets get started! Question 1: what is Harry's full name? Louis?

Louis: I KNOW I KNOW!!!! PICK ME!!

Niall: I did..................

Louis: Harry Edward Styles. Harry is for short. Harold is his name. Harold Edward Styles.

Niall: correct! Question 2: how old is Harry? Harry?

Harry: 20

Niall: CORRECT!!!!!! #3: where does Harry live? Harry?

Harry: I live in Cheshire

Niall:........ I'm sorry but...... U R CORRECT!!!!!!!!

Niall: #4: does Harry have curly hair, or straight hair? Harry?

Harry: straight when I get it wet and

Niall: :( WRONG UR DISQUALIFIED!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!

Harry: eh, I honestly don't care

Niall: GOOD SPORTS MAN SHIP!!! but nice try, ur still, disqualified

Harry: so much for trying

Harry is now offline

Liam: hey Ni, I gtg c ya later!

Liam is now offline

Louis: so uh

Niall: well, so much for a game show .

Niall is now offline

Louis: eh

Louis is now offline

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I know one thing for sure,

This chapter was long

But was it worth it?

Maybe, yes

Lolz, my friend made up that rap. It was something like that. He had me in the floor dying!!! I, obviously got in trouble bc I was supposed to be quiet. Well, we both got in trouble for talking and laughing.

I hope you enjoyed it peeps!

See ya! :) ;D ;P

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