Daddy Payne

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Curly is now online

Lou is now online

Niall is now online

Lou: hmmmmm. Where's Daddy Payne?

Niall: HEY!!! only I can call him that.... You call him..... Liam Payne

Curly: -_-

Niall: $hut up

Curly: OOOOHHH I'm telling Daddy Payne!!!!

Niall: NO PLZ I will be good. ......

Curly: knock knock.....

Lou: oh God..... Someone help me

Niall: whose there's?

Curly: Madame

Niall: Madame who?

Curly: Madame foot got stuck in the door!!!

Niall: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah absorbs

Lou: ?????

Curly: wtf

Lou: u killed meh vibe man.....

Curly: mine too.........

Niall: *sigh......... *SIGH

Lou: *slaps Niall in the face

Niall: wtf was that for?

Lou: idk I just wanted to see ur reaction..... And it worked!!!!

Curly: lmao

Niall: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Curly: oooooohh

Lou: wow.......

Curly: I believe I can fly

Lou: I got shot by the FBI

Curly: all I wanted was some chicken wings.....

Lou: but instead I got shit in my dingle ling.....

Curly: they took me to the hospital

Lou: and replaced it with a popsicle

Curly: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah lmao lamo

Lou: correction: lmao

Curly: shut the hell up dope ass

Niall: hahahahaha dope ass good one mate !!!! Hahahahahahaha

Lou: -_- stfu dummies. Ur mad bc I know how to spell and y'all don't. Especially Curly

Curly: hop off mate

Lou: hop off what?! Deez nuts?!

Curly: calm ur fooking titties BITCH

Lou: hmmm..... I don't fucking have ANY BITCH

Niall: *eating popcorn* you guys are funny. Keep going!!!!!!

Lou: *shaves Harry's head* UR BALD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Liam is now online

Curly: *chops off Louis's balls* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u have no more balls!!!! I mean.... U probably didn't have any.... So let me do something else *chops Louis's dick kff* HAHAHAHA Ur dickless

Niall: *clears throught* guys...........

Lou: *cuts Harry's nipples off* now ur nippleless!!!!! Hahahahaha

Curly: * shoves Lou's face in dog shit* I bet it's good aint it???!!!!

Lou: *pees in Harry's face* HAHAHAHA

Curly: Louis...... Louis....... Louis...... U don't have a dick anymore...... I chopped it off member?????

Lou: stfu u fat ugly ass Patrick

Curly: ur flabby. U have flabs instead of abs . u have six flabs

(I told this joke to my friend. Lmao he was dying)

Lou: hmmmmm...... Ur like Mr. Krabs..... Ur cheap and stingy ASF!!!!!

Liam: what the FUCK IS GOING ON?!?;?!?!!??!!?!!!

Curly: it was all Flabbys fault!!!! I swear!!!!

Lou: NO IT WAS NOT!!!!!

Niall: *still eating popcorn* aww. I'm all out!!!! Liam!!! Can you get meh some more????

Liam: hell nah who do u think I am????

Niall: deez nuts?? Who else??

Curly: L M A O

Liam: I am going to count to three.... And all of you stupid idiots better be off or else

Lou is now offline

Curly is now offline

Niall is now offline

Liam: hahahahahahaha

Liam is now offline

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Sorry for the long wait peeps!!! I have been busy with school

Speaking of school.... I could go to jail...

SIKE

hahahahahahaha

Anyway, hope u enjoy!!!

See ya peeps!!!
:D ;P $_$

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