Hortan is now online
Dumb ass is now online
Carrotlover54 is now online
Harry is now online
Hortan has changed his name to Niall
Dumb ass has changed his name to Daddy Payne
Carrotlover54 has changed his name to Lou
Niall: *snort*
Daddy Payne: hey! Only I can snort!
Niall: hey! Only I can snore!
Lou: hahahahahahaha
Daddy Payne: stfu dummies
Lou: hey! I didn't do anything at least........ Not yet........
Niall: I just like pissing Liam off
Daddy Payne: I'll beat ur ass
Niall: no u won't
Daddy Payne: I'm downstairs Niall. That doesn't mean I can't come up there and beat ur ass
Niall:................ Point taken.............
Lou: I totally ship Niam
Niall: ..... :/ :| •_•
Lou: y the big eyes Niall? Never seen Liams dick b4??? Oh wait, u seen it last night right??????? Or was it this morning????
Daddy Payne: how the fuck do we just start talking about dicks, when we were talking about me beating Niall's ass????
Niall: maybe ...... It's a coincidence.......
Harry: knock knock
Niall: NO PLZ!!!!!
Harry: its a good joke I promise
Daddy Payne: fine..... Say the pledge of allegiance if it's a good joke..... If u fail..... That's how we know..... It's gin be stupid asf
Harry: *places hand over heart*
Pledge of Allegiance to deez nuts..... Uh under one nation...... Smoke weed everyday......... And justice for my right nut....... And uh..... Love God???........ Amen
Niall: it sounded like u were praying more than saying the FUCKING PLEDGE!!!!!
Daddy Payne: no.... U may not tell ur joke..... U failed to say the pledge...... So no ....... Good day.......
Lou: :! Have a heart guys?!?
Niall: Liam? Shall we show them how to do the pledge?
Daddy Payne: FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! ITS DADDY PAYNE!!!!!!
Niall: then where's me mum ?????
Daddy Payne: in my ass..... Get it right or ur not getting any pizza today......
Niall: Im sorry daddy............
Lou: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ur salty ur daddy has to correct u!!!! Hahahahahahaha maybe y'all should date !! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I can only imagine what Niall is going to be like
Harry: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Lou: daddy can I have some chocolate?
Harry: no! Eat ur vegetables first! Hahahahahahaha
Daddy Payne: stfu dummies
Harry: -_- and who are you?
Daddy Payne: IM UR FUCKING FATHER!!!!!!!!!
Harry: okay............
Niall: hahaha
Harry: ur not my dad!!!!!
Lou: brother from another um.... Uh.... Ya know what? I'm not even going to finish that sentence.........
Harry: I wonder what there doing......
Lou: ikr..... Niall would have said something dumb by now
Harry: and Liam would have said something 'fatherly'
Lou: something like; go sit yo ass down before I beat yo ass! And u don't get no chocolate tonight!! U can eat vegetables for dessert!
Harry: hahaha probably
Lou: hmmmmm..... If they have kids..... Ima name them ..... Hmmm.....
Harry: Juwapi
Lou: df??????
Harry: its an African name. Idk where I got it from....... Somewhere u don't need to know about......
Lou: they've been gone for a long time..... Niall probably in the corner..... *snort*
Harry: ....... So.... ..... Do anything interesting deez days?....
Lou: not really..... I
Daddy Payne is now offline
Niall is now offline
Lou: *snort* hahahahahahaha *snort*
Harry: they grow up so fast...... *blows nose with Louis hand *
Lou:..............?.............!.........?.......!...........................?................................!...............!!!!!...........!!!!!!!!!.............????????......................+&%5&% hfc jgdeu listing hdb hpo gas ¥€°™¢℅∆÷×¥© <>.Fsxg &**_,//))0#............ Gross.............................
Harry: eh I didn't have anything else...... So.... I used ur hand....
Lou: I gtg wash this off....... Text me later.......
Lou is now offline
Harry: eh
Harry is now offline
