Two American hunters are out hunting when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing so the other guy took out his cell phone
and calls 911. He screamed to the operator: "I think my friend is dead!
What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Please calm down sir. We can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then BANG, a
shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line, "OK, now what?"
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A man is driving down the road somewhat erratically. A cop notices this and
pulls him over. He walks up to the window and says:
"Sir, I believe you're drunk. I'm going to administer a breathalyzer test"
Man, sheepishly: "Oh, I'm sorry officer, I'm a severe asthmatic, and I
don't have my inhaler with me...if I blow into that thing I could have an
attack and die"
Cop, a little distrustful: "Uh, yeah...well, this is more invasive, but if
you won't submit to a breathalyzer, I'm going to have to take you down to
the station and take some blood sample"
Man: "Yeah, well, see, the thing is, I'm a terrible hemophiliac, and so I
can't give blood...I might die"
Cop, clearly frustrated: "Alright buddy, well, this is imprecise, but I'm
going to have to have you get out of your vehicle and walk this line
heel-toe"
Man: "Oh, I'm sorry officer, I can't do that, I'm drunk."
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Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
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Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
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Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
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A Book On Random Stuff
PoesíaSo this book is probably about Random Things including Jokes, Recipies, Tips, Nail Art ETC. If u have any mean comments PLEASE keep it to yourself . Feel free to follow me I follow back
