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First run:
*tricked numerous times and confounded on multiple fronts*

Second run:
Ain't nobody got time for that!
*does everything perfectly*

By their second run, every player is an expert, and less likely to listen to Flowey than they did originally.

(This it like a parody of that one diaper commercial in case you were wondering.)

And now! A brief description of all of my runs of Undertale!

My first run:
I'll only kill a few things.
*kills everything except for Toriel and Papyrus*
*learns how amazing Omega Flowey is*

My second run:
I'll try to do a pacifist run this time!
*kills Papyrus and Undyne*

My third run:
Okay, now I'm doing a pacifist run, no doubts.
*succeeds* *suffers from Flowey and Asriel feels*
I'm never doing that again.

My fourth run:
Genocide run?
*only kills Jerry*
Sorry not sorry.

My fifth run:
*randomly spares and fights monsters*
*doesn't even remember the details*
*maybe I killed Toriel, did I spare Undyne?*

My sixth run:
*kills all minor characters...I think?*
*doesn't even know anymore*

My seventh run:
That's it! I'm going for a genocide run!
*kills everything*
*takes 47 tries to pass Undyne*
*defeats Undyne*
*singing in victory* Another one bites the dust!
*gets to Sans*
*69 tries later*
JUST LET ME WIN!!!!!

*is still stuck on Sans boss battle a month and something later*
*is too determined to give up*

Yep. That's my history with Undertale. I've forgotten a lot about the middle runs I've done. Like Flowey predicts you will at the beginning of the game.
Also, does anyone find it weird that I did the genocide run on my seventh play through?
Seven.
The amount of human souls needed to free the Underground.
The number of souls Flowey needed to become a god?
No?
Okay then.
What about this one?
On the fight with Sans, he says that seven is a lucky number.
What do you say to that peeps?
Exactly.
I win.
I know everything.

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