Stuff I've Drawn! [complete]

Sheep: Explained

You decided to call the mental hospital yet?
Just saying, it's not the worst idea.

But seriously, sheep are so FLUFFY!!!!

Hey!
Do you want to hear a terrible joke I make to my friends at school?
*slightly evil chuckle*
Okay, this is how it went:

*looking at pictures of cats*
L: Aww, it's so adorable!
A: It's fluffy! Like a cloud!
L: I know right!
Me: Aww! It's so squishy! *starts to form evil plot in head*
A: Yas! It's squishy!
L: Oh my gosh, guys. Squishy?
Me: Yes! Look at it!
*another friend walks up*
E: What are you doing?
A: Looking at pictures of cats!
E: Awwwwww!!!!!!! Look at that one!
Me: Doesn't it look squishy?
E: It does!
L: Okay, fine, it's squishy.
Me: See? I knew you'd come through!
A: Yes!
E: Haha.
Me: You know what else is squishy?
A: *Suspicious*
E: um...?
L: I don't know, what?
Me: Animals.
L: We just said that.
Me: Especially when they get hit by cars.
Friends: *so horrified*
Me: *snickering*

Seriously, you should have seen their faces. It was amazing.
And I never make jokes like that, I love animals, which was probably why they lost it like that.

But anyways.