Shuffling around in Charlie's old apartment, America asked England.
"Was he always this messy?"
England gave him a look, before reporting.
"And you were the neatest child in history?"
Rolling his eyes, America glanced over to respond to this when he spotted something sitting on the only clean surface in the whole apartment.
"What's that?"
He muttered, walking over the piles of mess and paper's written in many different languages to pick up this small book. Flipping through it while England was part of the seven hundredth *mess-a-lanche that had ever happened in that apartment. While Arthur got out of that mess, America finally reached the first english he could read entry.
*Well today is first day of living on my own, not that I really need to sleep but I will miss waking England up every morning with my research... Thinking on it now, that might have been why he kicked me out after all. But you can never tell with him, I won't have kicked him out if he'd decided to study power tools effectiveness on Bowling balls at four am. He just doesn't understand that four am is the best time to do things like that, he could have just let me sound proof my room like I asked but no...*
It went on like that for a while, America was starting to wonder what it would have been like if he could have hung out this this eccentric Brit a bit longer then he'd gotten to. Charles sounded like he'd have be a lot of fun at parties. Flipping to a different page, he read the next entry.
*I have decided to mark how many times the perilous Mt. Mess decides to fall over on a guest, if you count myself in that it would be nearly fifty times over these last few weeks. I'd clean but I can't seem to find anything when I do that... Though I have to clean it, for my darling Safira is coming to visit. And it is unfit for a gentleman to invite a lady to a messy home, not that I mind when Paris comes over to it's natural state. Paris is family, While Safira... oh Safira is just amazing...*
Feeling a little uncomfortable reading this, America decided to move on until he came to an entry written in red ink. Feeling that this one was important, Alfred sat down to read this one more carefully.
*He's done it now, that fools really done it now. If only that fool had just listened to me, going after America was a bad idea no matter how you look at it. Unfortunately my Italian friend tends to make some bad dissuasions when he starts talking with that cousin of his... America, I know your most likely the one reading this because lets face it England isn't so good with the hiding in plain site thing.
This is my final request, please don't blame Rome too much. Yes you can scare the crap out of him, not that it would be too hard. Lets face it, look at the two who's country he represents the capital for... Try and find that sentence in any other story, I dare you. Enough joking aside, Rome isn't entirely to blame for this after all. If you knew him like I did you'd understand better, Giovanni isn't the murdering kind.
What he explained on the phone was that he'd been trying to prove Italians aren't as weak as people seem to believe, when his cousin gave him an idea. You see people seem to believe that attacking America will prove how tough they really are, or how serious they are. What his cousin explained was that the recipe he gave him would make D.C. feel sick for a few days, I had Gio send me a copy of the recipe and... well you've clearly seen the effects.
That stuff could have taken out half of the currently existing Capitals, it's lucky I've been sending D.C. chocolate's and other things with small amounts of this poison or he would have been dead instantly. My guess is you've skipped a few chapters or you'd understand why I've been doing this all these years. Anyway, back to the point that Rome isn't the one you should be hunting down right now.
No you need to start looking at a few of your own for the source of this plot, it's no secret to me that D.C. isn't the only personification you have hiding back home. I'd been slowly getting it out of Sam that quite a few of your states have been getting personified over the years, I can be very persuasive even over the written word. Anyway, you'll discover that one of these secret personifications has been harboring a grudge against you Capital. If your looking for answers, then my most humble suggestion is to have chat with *Danny, Better know to you as New York.*
(To be continued...)
*Mess-a-lanche it's like a avalanche to anyone who doesn't get it
*Danny, there is a real mobster nicknamed Danny I'm not mocking this person I was just looking for actual mobster names and Danny is also the name of one of my Favorite Youtuber's Danny from Game Grumps Aka Danny Sexbang
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Fanfiction*This is the older version-Rewrite will be out soon* Some day, everyone's had those days where it isn't even worth getting out of bed... Well not everyone can face those gray days with a idiotic smile on their face quite the same way America can. Bu...
