Hermits + Canyons

Are you in?

Jess was starting to wake up, slowly, but surely. Everything was blurry as her vision began to focus itself back together. As her vision came through she started to get a picture together of her surroundings, she was on a bed that was for certain.

   'Are we moving?' She thought to herself as she felt the vertical motion of the room, 'We are moving!' She internally panicked as she lifted her torso up.

       Her sight finally regained its vision as she scanned the small room, it was a motor home that she was certain of, not to mention the tacky cheapness of the yellow and orange colour scheme that would only be seen in a motor home.

     Suddenly it hit her, she was brought here from her room, whoever these people were she knew that they climbed into her room and took her here, but why?

     Muffled voices came from the other room. 'Oh god what if they kill me?' She thought as the look of dread grew on her face. Even though Jess's recklessness would give any stranger the impression that she didn't care for her life but that was not the case, life was the thing she valued most.

     Suddenly the door to the other room opened. As her eyes widened a tall black guy came through the door, his hair was shaven completely and he wore a white buttoned up shirt with an odd flamingo pattern on it.

        "Don't freak out, it's not what you think, no ones here to hurt you." Mark calmly insured her as he knew Calvin's "scheme" was beyond stupid and irresponsible and has no idea why he agreed to it, peer pressure I guess. But then Mark has always been somehow persuaded by Calvin.

    "Why am I here?" Jess managed to put a sentence together whilst in shock.

   "I am sooo so sorry it wasn't my idea I swear but you have to know nothing bad will happen to you it's just a stupid plan." Mark tried to explain

"Ahh Jess I believe, welcome to the home!" Barging into the room a handsome guy about in his late teens/ early twenties wearing an over an over-sized denim jacket with a sheep wool collar and had thick wavy brown hair at the top of his head. It was Calvin.

"Calvin, I'm just trying to explain this." Mark tried to shoo Calvin out of the room as he knew Calvin wasn't the best out of the group to reassure Jess that their plan wouldn't affect her.

"Ah-ah Mark I've got this-" Calvin interrupted Mark as he faced Jess with a large grin on his face. " You see we use to work for your dad at Lucky Burger and he kind of screwed us over so we-"

"You!" Mark interrupted.

"-Okay I decided to screw him over back, so we've taken you as a fake hostage in order to get a some of money as compensation." Calvin explained to Jess as if his plan was fair and justified.

"So let me get this straight, you thought it was a good idea to kidnap your ex-boss's daughter in the hopes that you will get money?!" Jess looked in disbelief at this reckless and flawed idea.

"Exactly, so you see nothing bad will happen to you just relax and enjoy the journey." Calvin smiled.

"You're fucking stupid you know that." Jess scowled.

"I appreciate your input." Calvin bowed with a slight hint of sarcasm.

"How much money do you want from him?" Jess asked with one eyebrow raised.

"$4 million, see million each." Calvin briefly explained "I'm sure your father can handle that loss."

"I want a cut."

"Fine." Calvin replied.

"Some of your cut." Jess nodded her head to Calvin.

"What!" Calvin shouted in shock.

"50% of your's or I'm ringing the police." Jess smirked.

"Fine, but let me introduce you to the group." Calvin gave his hand out to Jess as she rolled her eyes and took it. "So you've already met Mark he's are designated black guy, adds to the diversity ya know." Mark scowled at Calvin as they all walked out of the room into the main area of the RV. Right outside the door crouched a smaller ginger guy with a 60's mob haircut. " This is Lew are Kubrick in the making, currently working on his own version of Milk +." Calvin introduced Lew as he smiled at Jess.

"I've almost got it, soon we'll be tripping on LSD milk." Lew laughed as he held a large milk bottle with a cherry standing on the top of the whipped cream balanced on the milks surface.

"And finally are socially awkward magician Wayne." Calvin walked over to the tall and lanky driver who had spiked brown hair and freckles.

   "Just close up magic, but no one ever finds an interest for it." Wayne replied with a lack of hope.

  "So that's all of our gang all I have to say to you is are you you in?" Calvin held out his hand again as the rest of the group awaited her decision.

    *Punch*

    Calvin fell to the floor as Jess walked back to the room.

   "I'll take that as a yes." Calvin rubbed his now red cheek.