Hermits + Canyons

The plan

"Kidnapping" Calvin bluntly opened as he simultaneously hit his hips with his hands comfortably in his sheep skin denim jacket. Stand in a line listening to Calvin was his three friends Mark, Lew and Wayne.

    "Kidnapping, are you fucking crazy!?" Mark responded clearly trying to bring Calvin back to reality.
  "No, no, no, no, no here me out it's simple we break into Mr Waldolf's big ass mansion steal his daughter and put a ransom out for $4 million there fore giving us each $1 million." Calvin explained his seemingly insane idea to the others as they looked at him with complete confusion.

  "Big plot hole in your idea Calvin, there's a number called 911, yeah the funny thing about that is that he can call that and hello jail cell we've got four morons here who thought they could steal from a millionaire!" Mark realistically analysed the situation as the other to guys looked in further confusion not knowing what to do.

  "I have to agree with Mark here, I mean I've never fancied the life in a jail cell." Lew added siding with Mark. Calvin began to kick his maroon leather ankle boots at the pavement that they were all on outside of Calvin's house.

    "Look Mark I respect your concern and being the only black guy in our group I need you here for diversity plus your my best friend and all that crap-"

  "My god." Mark crossed one arm against his flamingo printed shirt whilst the other hand pinched the skin in between his eyebrows.

   "But, think about it this way he was an ass as our boss so maybe, just maybe he's an ass at home so the girl might be on our side if we're welcoming enough and don't treat her like a hostage." Calvin tried to explain as he blew the bits of his wavy brown hair that got in the way of his face.

  "I think it might work, I he is a dick so who knows." Wayne finally opened his mouth and added to the discussion as he scratched his heavily jelled hazel hair.

  "Thank you Wayne your loyalty is much appreciated." Calvin smiled at the pale lankey friend.

Both Lew and Wayne rolled their eyes in synchronisation.

  "Do you really think a rich girl would agree with us making her family $4 million poorer." Lew pointed out as he tried to help Mark reason with Calvin as this wasn't the first time Calvin's ideas were insane.

"Trust me on this one, they don't need that money we do after that bastard fired our asses." Calvin protested.

"Only because you thought it was a great idea to start a fight with a costumer who by the way looked like a fucking body builder!" Mark shouted as he grew tired of Calvin's idea.

  "And I would have won that fight if that guy didn't get his friends involved." Calvin tried to back up his actions.

"-which we had to come in and help, as you call it." Lew sarcastically remarked.

"The bastard deserves this and I know you guys want revenge on this dick, so whose with me." Calvin preached as he waited for Lew and Mark's response.

"Fine." Lew rolled his eyes as he gave in to Calvin's odd charm.

  Finally it was Mark's turn to reveal his decision as the rest of the group eagerly await his decision leaning closer to him with wide eyes.

  "Think of all we've been through Mark, your my longest friend and my Best friend..." Calvin smiled flashing his surprisingly white smile consider how much he smokes.

  "Fine, but if we get caught I'm blaming you for everything, and I mean EVERYTHING." Mark rolled his eyes as he finally gave in to Calvin's odd charm.

   "Brilliant now let's go through the plan." Calvin put his arms around them all as he discussed the plan.