"Hello, this is Pizza Hut how can I help?"
"For f*cks sake."
"Excuse me?"
"Is this RJ?"
"Mr. Mysterious?!"
"Why are you everywhere. I can't even order pizza without you being somehow involved."
"Oh I'm sorry that I need a job."
"You should be."
"EXCUSE ME! YOU DISCOMBOBULATED IDIOSYNCRATIC TETOST-"
"Insults work better when the person understands you."
"Did you just call yourself dumb?"
"Pshhh what? No."
"You sure?"
"Stop laughing at me."
"Ok Mr. Mysterious and dumb"
"I am smart."
"Really? I bet you're one of those biys who go around speaking colloquially."
"You mean slang?"
"Same thing, I bet you say word like 'swear down' and 'patter down' and 'buff ting'"
"-"
"Mr Mysterious? MM?"
"-"
" Oh my gosh you do?"
"So what at least I'm not a f*cking geek. I bet you have no friends and get bullied your probably really ugly too."
"I'm sorry if I offended you. Im just joking around."
"Whatever. Joke around when you have a life."
I didn't even get my pizza.
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Wrong number
Short StoryAn upset friend dials the wrong number and begins a friendship with a stranger over the phone.
