"Hello is this Cancer Research?"
"RJ. You've GOT to stop phoning the wrong number."
"I didn't I was bored so I wanted to see what you were up to."
"Miss me huh?"
"Maybe."
"It's ok. I missed you too. Did you get my message?"
"What message?"
"The one I left with Susan."
"Oh yeah, I got that. Thanks for that by the way."
"It was nothing. But unless your any good at algebra. I've got to go."
"I actually love maths. Thankyou very much."
"Can you help me with this then? Wait. How are you talking to me? Is this costing you? Wait one sec."
"Aww. You phoned me so I didn't have to use my credit."
"I just need a nerds help with my homework."
"This is the UK. We don't use the word nerd as much as you do. Or are you one of those wanna be Americans?"
"Just help me with my homework please?"
"OK. Where are you stuck?"
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"Thanks so much for th- DYLAN COME DOWNSTAIRS ALREADY! YOU'RE ON YOUR PHONE TOO MUCH! ARE YOU TALKING TO THAT GIRL YOU LIKE? KJ? NO WAIT RJ? DLY WILLY? DO I NEED TO THREATEN TO CUT OF BEAR BEAR'S HEAD? COME DOWNSTAIRS WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!"
"..."
"..."
"So you have a crush on me huh?"
"Shut up."
I bet he's hot
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Wrong number
Short StoryAn upset friend dials the wrong number and begins a friendship with a stranger over the phone.
