Why don't you smile?
Sora sighed, putting his books on his shelf. Why the hell did he get stuck in a damn wing with a bunch of idiots. "MARLEY!!!!!!!" Axel yelled, running around the wing. "WHAT?!" "GET YOUR ASS OUT MY TUB!" "I'LL GET OUT THE TUB WHEN YOU GET OUT AND GET A JOB!" "I'LL GO OUT AND GET A JOB WHEN YOU ARE ABLE TO GO OUT WITHOUT RAPING SMALL CHILDREN!" Sora shivered. Why'd he have to get THIS place?? "VANITAS!" Ventus yelled. "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP MAKING OUT WITH MY SHAMPOO?!" "IT'S PERFECT!" "SHUT UP!" Sora yelled, dropping the box of textbooks as they fell on the floor. "Touchie touchie" Roxas said slyly, walking over to him and wrapping his arm around him. "You're getting feelie feelie, leave me alone." Sora said, brushing the blonde away. Roxas frowned skipped back to his own room. "Alright that was Roxas...I've heard from everyone but Riku..." Sora muttered, a little nervous. "GUYS LET'S GO GET SOME DRINKS!" Vanitas yelled. Sora groaned. "How about we skip the drinks and the drunken sex and go straight to the moment of regret." Riku said, stepping into the wing. "Who said we'd have drunken sex?" Vanitas asked. "Who said I'd have sex with you, drunk or not?" Riku said, smiling. "EVERYONE LIGHTS OUT!" the superior yelled. "YOU JUST WANT EVERYONE TO SLEEP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET LAID WHICH FORCES YOU TO SLEEP EARLY!" Vanitas yelled. "I wanna go homeeeeeee~" Ventus sang like sandy but with voice cracks (forced) and strumming a fake guitar. Sora laid back in his bed and throw the covers over his head, hoping this was all a nightmare.
8:00 a.m
It wasn't a nightmare. Sora stared at his ceiling with annoyance in his bed as everyone ran from room to room half naked. "WHERE IS MY SHAMPOO?!" Axel yelled, naked and running in each room. Sora twitched. "IT'S IN THE KITCHEN!" Ventus yelled, showering. "YOU AND VANITAS MADE SHAMPOO SOUP!" Marluxia yelled. "LEAST I'M NOT MAKING SOUP OUT OF MY VICTIM'S CUM!" "DAMN IT IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WOULD I BE HERE?! NO!" "MAYBE THEY DON'T DO BACKGROUND CHECKS!" "If they did background checks how many of us would actually be here?" Riku asked. Everyone looked at Sora's door. "Why doesn't he smile? Why doesn't he talk? Why is he so mean?" Axel asked. "Maybe it's too obnoxious here for him" Marluxia said, opening his bag of frozen hotcakes. "Maybe he doesn't like rapists" Axel smirked. "I SWEAR TO GOD" Marluxia throw the whole bag at Axel, causing him to fall. Sora threw himself out the bed and slammed the door open, sliding his feet out the door and into their shared kitchen. "Oooooo someone's madddddddd" Roxas poked fun. Sora glared at him and grabbed the frozen hotcakes, smacking them into Roxas.
"Why don't you ever smile?" Riku asked, walking down the steps and sitting next to the reading boy. "I smile." "Oh really, smile for me." Sora turned his head and plastered an ungodly fake smile. "That's depressing." "So is Axel's face after that hotcake fiasco." Sora commented, turning the page. "True" Riku smiled. "I wanna find someone who can make you smile Sora, with your adorable face I bet it's truly a beatuiful sight." Sora shuddered and almost...revolted. "Don't call me that!" Sora yelled out, standing up. Riku sighed. "I'm sorry Sora, I didn't mean to upset you." Riku frowned. Sora stood up and walked off. "Bye"
Sora opened the front door and heard blaring music, wait is the song...S my D? "Oh fucking hell" Sora groaned, throwing his keys on the counter and opening Vanitas' door to his room. Vanitas was doing a bunch of butt work outs while wearing obviously way too tight yoga wear and a sweat band screaming. "PUSH IT PUSH IT REAL GOOD" his pants squeezing his butt, wait is he wearing underwear? There was a video camera recording him. "what are you doing?" "ITS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO BE A BUTT TRAINER!" and then Marluxia busted in from the bathroom with a towel over him, playing with his hair. "DO YOU LIKE MY SEXY HAIR?!" Vanitas yelled back. "IM SERIOUSLY NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR!" Marluxia's towel fell as Vanitas pulled down his pants, not wearing any underwear. All Sora could see was bare ass. Everyone busted in the room. "WHAT?!" they all yelled. "Yeah no I'm gonna go just..." Sora walked to the kitchen, hotcakes in hand. Vanitas stared at him, slowly pulling up his pants. "shit making a butt trainer porno was a bad idea..." Vanitas muttered. Sora grabbed his keys and walked out the door, slamming it shut. "Damn it guys." Riku mumbled, chasing after Sora.
(guys I'm so sorry this was a comedy chapter but trust me it gets darker don't worry)
