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"Guys we're going to this party!" Axel yelled, throwing the invite on the coffee table. "You're fucking joking me." Roxas said, clearly in Xion's persona, she was clearly aggravated. Sora leaned close to Riku, a little nervous to go. "Don't worry Sora everything's alright." Riku said, wrapping his arm around Sora as Axel turned his head away quickly. Ventus laid his head on Vanitas' lap as Vanitas stroked his hair softly. "Okay is EVERYONE A COUPLE HERE?!" Axel asked, clearly distressed. "The two of ya'll aren't" Marluxia said, sniffing a rose. "Roses don't count." Vanitas remarked. "YOU'RE ONE TO TALK YOU ASSHOLE!" Marluxia yelled. "YOU KNOW WHAT?!" Vanitas walked in the bathroom and grabbed his ex shampoo bottle, throwing the bottle at Marluxia. "I DIDN'T LOVE YOU ANYWAY!" Marluxia sniffed sadly. "I feel hurt." "We need to just get drunk everyone and let loose." Xion remarked, going to grab a bottle of beer. "Xion no." Ventus said. "WE'RE GOING OKAY?!"
"This is not perfect." Vanitas sobbed."LOOK AT ME I HAVE...TITTIES!" Sora yelled, groping his chest. "I wanna go home." Axel said, "This was NOT what I planned the night to be like." "LET'S GO GET SOME WHISKY!" Ventus yelled. "WHISKY AND A FART!" Sora yelled back. "...YEAH!" Ventus yelled. "I JUST WANTED THE SHAMPOO TO LOVE ME I MEAN I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, I FED IT AND BATHED IT!" Vanitas sobbed on the bar, drinking the vodka bottle. "I think you had too much to drink Vanny." Axel said, slowly going to pull the bottle away. "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW I FEEL!" Vanitas sobbed. "No one understands how I feel..." Axel murmured to himself. "HEY RIKU MY BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN MY TITTIES, IS SOMETHING WRONG?! AM I FLAT?!" Sora yelled to Riku. "I'd like to touch your balls baby..." Marluxia said, butt scooting over to Sora."Marluxia not this again." Axel said, pulling Marluxia back. "AHHH MOLESTER MOON!" Sora yelled, running off like a drunk fairy princess. "Ah you touch my tralala mmm my ding ding dong..." Ventus whispered in Sora's ear as Sora laughed drunkenly. "Hehe...I'd like some rice balls right now..." Sora said, hanging his tongue out like a dog. Riku pinned Sora to the wall and smirked lustfully. "You know, the word of the day is 'legs' let's go to your place and spread the word..." Riku kissed down Sora neck. Sora moaned softly as Axel pushed the two of them in a bedroom and locked them in. Roxas sat down at the bar, spinning his straw in his rum and cola. "Roxas, what's wrong?" Axel asked, a little nervous, sitting next to Roxas. "Nothing! Leave me alone!" Roxas snapped. "Hey look calm down!" Axel said. Roxas picked at his fries as Marluxia came and poured ketchup all over Roxas' fries. "DONTCHA WANT SOME 'KETCHUP'?" Marluxia asked. Roxas looked down and started bawling his eyes out. "Are you crying over ketchup?!" Axel asked. "IT REMINDS ME OF YOU!" Roxas sobbed. "Reminds me of what?!" Axel was extremely confused. "I just, I like you okay?! I like you a lot and you love Marluxia and it's all just bullshit! Fucking bullshit!" "Hey Roxas calm down!" Axel yelled, gripping onto Roxas' shoulders. "No! You don't fucking love me so what's the point?!" Axel pinned Roxas to a wall and kissed him hard, gripping onto Roxas hands tightly, Roxas' lips reeking of alcohol. Axel parted his lips from Roxas as Roxas' face became redder than it was before, almost feverish. "Calm down Roxas, is there anything I can do?" Roxas looked down. "Take me." "What?" "Take me, have sex with me." "Will it make you feel better? Will it make you happy?" Roxas nodded. Axel sighed. "Fine, let's go."
Axel woke up in his bed, sore and weak, and...nude? Wait, what happened last night? Axel rubbed his head. "I think...I remember...I went home with someone last night..." Axel looked down at the sleeping Roxas and sighed. "No no no no.." Roxas opened his eyes slowly and looked up at Axel slowly. "Mmmm...A'el....?" Roxas rubbed his eyes sleepily and winced. "Ow...why does my body hurt?" Roxas asked sleepily. "Wait...what happened last night...?"
Riku rubbed Sora's back in circles as the vomit exited from his mouth and into the toilet. "You shouldn't have drank so much last night..." Riku said softly, caringly. "Shut up Riku..." Sora puked over the toilet seat again. "I hate my life..." Sora mumbled.
