Hello, little midgets! Since I still have writers' block, I am writing a Facebook time one-shot.
Shout out to Laura-Laines for the AMAZING cover! Her story is completely awesome as well! I definitely recommend checking it out!
READ ON, MY LITTLE MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Clint Barton has updated his status:
IMMA DONKEY DONK DONKEY IMMA DONKEY DONK DONKEY IMMA DONKEY IMMA DONKEY IMMA HEEHAW!!!!!!!
Comments
Nick Fury: Well then...
Tony Stark: OMG IMMA DONKEY 2!!!!!! HEEHAW!!!!!!!!
Frank Zhang: I'll just pretend that didn't happen...
Hazel Levesque: Would someone kindly explain to me what a chicken nugget is?
Natasha Romanoff: How do you not know what a chicken nugget is?
Leo Valdez: Kinda complicated.
Natasha Romanoff: Where's Steve?
Nick Fury: He dropped his phone into the Arctic Ocean somehow...
Natasha Romanoff: ...
Leila Darius: *curses really loudly in Spanish* FUDGEEEEEE I GOT A PAPER CUT
Reyna: You have some strong language, girl.
Leila Darius: Shut up. Get a band aid for the Overlord of Everything!
Piper McLean: How can you hear Leila?
Reyna: Annabeth's stalking her, and she forced me to come along.
Annabeth Chase: Shh! We can't let her know!
Leila Darius: You know this is Facebook, right?
Piper McLean: ...
Piper McLean: What'd she say?
Reyna: She said "son of a-"
Me: WE ARE KEEPING THIS PG HERE!!!
Me: Hello, more awesome and powered me!
Leila Darius: How dare you address me like that! Off with your head!
Me: I AM THE OVERLORD OF EVERYTHING, YA IDJIT.
Bruce Banner: Are the people in this tower really this stupid?
Annabeth Chase: Ahem.
Bruce Banner: Ahem what?
Annabeth Chase: I'll have you know, I'm the daughter of the goddess of wisdom! And why the heck are you looking at an image of a human brain?
Piper McLean: How...?
Reyna: Don't ask.
Percy Jackson: IMMA FISHHHHHHHHHH
Jason Grace: NOOOOO!!!!!!!! I AM!!!!!!!!
Percy Jackson: NO!!!!! YOU'RE A SILLY NON-FISH OCTUPUS
Jason Grace: *starts crying*
Clint Barton: HEE HAW
Tony Stark: HEEEE HAWWWWW HEHEHEHE
Nico di Angelo: HIIIII EVERYONE I LIKE RAINBOWS AND CEREAL
Demeter: OMG I LOVVVVE CEREAL!!!!!!!!
Jason Grace: *still crying*
Natasha Romanoff: Now, whoever this "Percy Jackson" guy is, apologize to Jason. You two can be fish together!
Percy Jackson: Sowwy.
Jason Grace: ITS TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE!!!!
Piper McLean: Jason...
Jason Grace: Yes?
Piper McLean: You like One Direction?
Jason Grace: YESSSS
Piper McLean: I'm breaking up with you.
Frank Zhang, and Leo Valdez: BURRRRRRNNNNNN
Jason Grace: But-
Piper McLean: No buts!
Jason Grace: but-
Piper McLean: NONE
Jason Grace: 😰😢😿 Leo help me here!
Leo Valdez: Have we met?
Jason Grace: ... *runs off crying*
Nico di Angelo: CEREAL IS LYFE
Tony Stark: I FEEL YA MAN
Nico di Angelo: AND IMMA DONKEY
Everyone except for Tony Stark and Clint Barton: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Tony Stark and Clint Barton: YESSSSSS WE ARE FORMING THE CEREAL DONKEY TEAM
News Reporter: The country of New York is overrun by cereal monsters and donkeys!
Nick Fury: lol. They're all suffering outside and we're safe inside.
Frank Zhang: hehe
Hazel Levesque: Will someone tell me what a chicken nugget is?
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So, there ya have it! I know, it's not very long.
-da dam author
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