I finally got the guts to call someone, but I didn't know who to call. Michael is out of the question. My aunt would probably kill both the baby and I. Pete may understand...but I doubt it, he's too close to Michael. I finally decide to call Stan. I hardly know him, but he seems nice. He answers with a "Hello? Who is this?" and I quickly reply with "It's Liz. Look, my douchebag of a boyfriend left me stranded at the hospital. Can I please have a ride?" He agrees and promises to be there in five minutes. Before I was expecting it, Stan arrives. I quickly wipe the tears from my face and try to look like I'm okay. "Why did Michael leave you like that? I mean I didn't imagine him as that much of a dick." Stan looks over at me, keeping one eye on the road. I burst out into tears. "Stan, he got me pregnant!" He gasps. "What the hell dude?! That's fucking fucked up! I'm gonna kick his ass the next time-" I cut him off with my pleading. "No Stan, please! Maybe he'll come through." He sighs and pulls into the school parking lot. We just sit there, unsure of what to say for the first few minutes. Finally, he speaks up. "Look, I'll get Kyle to talk to him, he's got a personality for handling douches. However, we need to make a plan for now." I sigh reluctantly and nod. "Fine..." He nods. "First, no smoking. Second, don't drown yourself in coffee, third, try to eat a healthy diet, fourth, maybe consider going back to school when all of this emo bullshit is over, and finally, look, I know you don't have a lot of support, but Kyle and I are here for you always. I'm sure Cartman and Kenny are too, but lets face it Cartman is an asshole and Kenny is a horny little bastard. And also, feel free to crash at my place." I smile wide, in tears. "Thanks Stan, you don't know how much all of this means to me."
*Cartman's POV* (Cartman hiding in a bush beside the school parking lot)
"Ooooh Stan and the new girl done fucked and the condom broke hahahahaha! I can't wait to tell Wendy on him! That's what you get for calling me a fucking asshole, asshole!" I start to run, but trip over a crack in the sidewalk and scream, "Fuuuuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck FUUUUCK!" What what was I doing? Oh yeah, snitching on Stan to Wendy! Hell yeah!!!
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Goth Kids 4:Emo Revival~A South Park/Goth Kids Fanfic
PertualanganThe goth kids have experienced peace for years after they saved the world from emos. However, a new outbreak occurs, and this time, they mean business. The goths, plus one new girl, must stop this chaos. What will happen? Read to find out!
