Don't kill me: but I gotta

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*cue trumpets*
She is going to murder me.

Buttt whatever!
@nicolewrites99
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See that cute nerd username?!

That belongs to my cute nerd best friend whom I've known since kindergarten but we are soul sisters.

Her kin is Levy. My kin is Lucy.

I'm not joking. She is like 4'8, total book worm, loves arguing with Gaje (inside joke about my other friend whose kin is Gajeel. I ship them. She hates it. "hates")

I love her. She is older than me. 18 year old shirmp... ^=^

I saw she was online soo I was like Rant book.

The only person I can't argue with because we both try to destroy each other when angry.

Levy-channnnnn af

Mine. My best friend. Not yours. I don't share her.

Has gay ships for days.

She doesn't believe in Lisanna and Lucy bro! Like WHY can't I be with Lisanna-bae?? I don't have a Natsu so I must have a Lis.

We can't ship Levy and Lucy because we are kin to them and that is incest af.

Hella into Dragon Ball Z and shit and Sailor Moon (the original OG good shit)

She can kick the shit out of you.

She is a sarcastic asshat.

Curses the same amount as me sooo sailor edition.

Favorite cake is red velvet.

Eats salt straight up. (She will die.)

Can cook in selective situations.

Talks hella fast. (Think Mojojo but less annoying)

She will burn me for this

Loves tacos and the color blue.

Fellow writer.

I hate/love her.

She is always there for me. My inspiration at times.

We are possessive over weird shit together.

I miss this shirmp.

She loves arguing with guys *wink wink*

Harry Potter is her source of life.

We were dweebs who played Harry Potter in the land of imagination.

Still waiting on that acceptance letter..

One of the first people I told that I was bi, and accepted me without questions or judgement.

She is all our senpai.

Not as much as a weeb as me..

We screamed over Free!

Smart af because she is Levy.

We will be old ass ladies together.

Future aunt to my children.

I call her Nicolos.

Only I can call her that.

Love you, Nicole/Levy-chan ^=^

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