Kissed by the Devil

Chapter 3: Attack of the Spoon (Edited)

"Listen Sam, or whatever you name is, I think you need to go back to whatever aylum you've escaped from and get some help because I am not engaged and if you're the Devil's kid, then I am a fat guy in a girl suit trying to destroy the world." I was being serious because none of this could possibly be real. I tried not to laugh at his face. He was looking at me like I was the one with a few screw loose.

"Sam? Really? Now listen, because I'm only going to say this once. My name is Stefanos, not Sam or Pedro, Stefanos and if you don't believe that I'm the Devil's child I'll show you." As the last words died form his lips the dog stopped Stefanos and I, or whatever his name is, hopoped down from the dog that I decided to call T-wine. I turned towards Stefanos to that his already red eyes started to glow a bright red. Their was a lound crack and black wings burst from his back. His clothes started to burn and his face became dark and the only things I could make out clearly were his eyes, his pearly white teeth pulled into a smirk, and red and black horns sprouting from his forehead. Honestly, I didn't see the point of all that. If he wanted to go around scaring people he could've just said so and I would have put on my clown outfit.

"So what are you supposed to be? The Cookie Monster? If so, you really need to watch Seseame Street before they got rid of him. I mean who wants to hear someone go on and on about vegetables? No one wants to eat them anyway. They would rather stuff their faces with cookies.Who wouldn't? Well maybe hippos, but that's different." While I had gotten off track Stefanos apparently changed back and now had the 'wtf face' on. His face wasn't what had caught my attention. What had caught my attention were his clothes. They had been ruined by his transformation and were in tatters, allowing me to get a glimpse of his washboard abs, his happy trail, and his...big friend. I blushed and turned around so fast that I got a crick in my neck. I covered my eyes hoping that it would help but no, I still  had the image of his 'friend' in my head.

"Aww, are you embarressed." He mocked me causing me to blush even more and shake my head. "Calm down, it's not like you won't be seeing his again."

"What do you mean again? I don't plan on getting freaky with some random guy who picked me up on T-Wine the big black dog!" Frantic, I yelled waving my arms like a mad man.  What did he mean again? I don't plan on losing my virginity to some stranger like a prostitute. Yeah, I said virgin. I mean, yeah I had a boyfriend who had wanted to do the deed but I wasn't ready so he respected my choice. Speaking of boyfriend that reminds me. "Um Stefanos, what do you mean by husband?"

"Wow! You're stupider than I thought. When I said husband, I meant that we are getting married." He said speaking to me like I was five. 

"I have a boyfriend and better yet, why would I marry you? I am very smart...sometimes and if you talk to me like that again I will attack you with a spoon." I threatened him because I hated it when people would assume that I'm dumb, I mean yeah I'm a little weird and random but that doesn't make me dumb.

"I will talk to whoever however I, wait...did you say a spoon?" He started off strong but as soon as the spoon part of my threat registed the poor fool ended up confused.

"Yes Stefanos, very good. Who wants a cookie?" I asked in the same degrading tone that he used for me causing him to glare at me.

"Why a spoon?"

"Because it makes the pain last longer you nimrod. Especially if it's a rusty spoon." My eye twitched and I tilted my head with a creepy smile on my face for effect but in the end he just laughed at me.

"Maya, you're a girl after my own heart." He smiled at me causing my heart5 to skip a beat. It was just soo flawless. It alomst distracted me from the fact that he knew my name and that his clothes were now whole.

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So I know many of you are thinking what took this chic so long to write, well now you got the answer. I’ve been trying to figure out how to write this next chapter and I set a goal for myself. After it gets to a certain number of views I would update the next one.

Well…. Fuck that I’m going to try to update again this weekend and probably on Wednesdays unless I’m busy. I just want yall to keep reading and I want to thank BlubbaFish for writing my first comment and for also being my first fan so this one was dedicated to you. So yeppers that’s it and thank you for reading this chapter of Kissed by the Devil!