Jinx: Sorry for the late post but I got sick on Friday and passed out until 10 this morning. So... check out my new story. It's built on this weird dream I had. This came from my 'brother' who has some issues which are FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT! Ha e-trade baby reference. Anywhosists back to the story.
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"Maya." Stefanos called to me but I was to far gone thinking about Mike and how I didn't know that he was gay. I mean all the signs were there. He liked to help me do my nails, he gave me pedicures, and he liked to pretend that he was on a catwalk. That, and he got a hard on from my brother once so I really should have know. "Maya!" Stefanos yelled right into my ear. Shaking my head, I realized that I was infront of these huge bronze doors.
"What? I didn't kill him, I swear! His head just ran into my baseball bat!" I yelled out, confused and earning myself some weird looks from him.
"I'm not even going to ask about that guy, but as I was trying to tell you we're here." He gestured at the castle or mansion that we were in.
"When did we get here?" I asked, tilting my head to the side with an adorably cute look on my face, if I do say so myself.
He blushed a little."We were talking then you just spaced out on me and kept walking. Honestly, I'm surprised that you managed to climb the stairs that led here."
"I climbed stairs! Wow I've never done that before." I was being completly honest. Every time I tried to climb stairs, I would always fall. Stefanos looked like he was trying to figure that out so I took the time look at the floor. The floor was red and showed, what looked like, scenes from hell. It kind of scared me so I raised my eyes to the walls. They were brown and showed scenes from earth. For some reason, at that time, it showed a guy dressed up like a wanna be Rhianna. That caused me to wince and I quickly raised my eyes to the ceiling. It was white and blue and looked like it showed heaven. The weird thing was that it was about 200 ft from the ground and the angels were all on segways. Hmm, I wonder how many kangeroos it would take to reach the ceiling.
"What do kangeroos have to do with anything?" Stefanos asked with one hand on the doors.
"Oh no!" I moaned and banged my head on the guy's tummy that was on the wall. "Not again!"
"Not again what?"
"I said what I was thinking out loud. I've been trying to stop doing that and it obviously hasn't been working." I ran my hands through my hair, frustrated that all that hard work was for nothing.
"Are you ready to go inside?"
"Sure no use putting this off any longer." With that he pushed the doors open to reveal a dining room with a long ass table (excuse my language) in the middle with Mike, his boy toy, the queen, and the king. I was to shocked to look at anything else.
"Maya?!"
"Mike?"
"Child," the king person said, "why is your hair purple?"
"Why do you and the queen lady look like to penguins? Huh? Riddle me that?" I yelled, throwing my hands in the air and wiggling my fingers like a maniac. That caused me to get a couple of looks but I didn't care because right in the middle was a pile of..."Cupcakes!"
I ran head first towards the table and stopped only an inch away from the cupcakes. I had started drooling, but made sure that my drool was far away from the cupcakes I took a couple of deep breaths and barely had enough control to do what I did next.
"Eenie, meenie, miny, moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he holler let him go." I paused their and looked around the room,mid poke, looked around the room to see if a tiger would appear, like in the commercials, or if someone magically turned into a tiger. Sadly no one did. "Eenie, meenie, miny, moe. My mother said to pick the very best one and you all are all it!" By that point I was screaming like a banshee (magical creature that's a pain in the ass) and dove into the cupcake pile laughing like a crazy person.
"Is she okay?" I heard Stefanos ask Mike.
"Huh? Oh that. She's fine, just let her get her fill of cupcakes, then she'll fall asleep and wake up in a couple of days." He said, utterly calm. I'm not going to lie, but he's right. Once for a Christmas present, my bestfriend thought that it would be a good idea to fill my house with cupcakes. Let's just say that it took me 3 days to eat all the cupcakes and before we could be in the house. I ended up in a cupcake coma for 3 weeks. I was so proud.
"What is the talking about?" The queen penguin asked.
"Oh shiznit I said that a loud? Dang it!"
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