Kissed by the Devil

Chapter 4: Whattt?(Edited)

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"Heyyy Steven, when did you clothes POOF! and beconme whole again? How do you know my name and where did T-Wine go?" I asked hoping to find some answers and figure out where my new best friend went.

"All of my clothes do this?"

"Really?"

"Yeah and how could I not know the name of my wife-to-be? Oh and one last thing," he said while taking steps closer to me, "who is T-Wine?"  He asked all up in my grill and invading my personal space. Hehe grill sounds like gill. Gills are on fishes. I like fishes. I mean who doesn't? They just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.

"Maya!" He yelled startling me.

"Huh?"

"You spaced out."

"Oopsy and T-Wine is the dogs name."

"Why would you call the dog T-Wine?"

"Because you buttmunch, he's a dog that probably like t-bones and dog's whine!" I said, slowly walking around in a circle waving my arms like one of those inflatible things.

"Since you're going to be her for...well eternity, you are going to need to learn the dog's name. His name is Morte."

"What-"

"And," he said cutting me off," because I know that you were about to ask 'what does that mean' it's Italian for death." By the time he was finished he was out of breath and he seemed a little irritated.

"Oohh." Sadly enough after that whole rant, that's all I could say. Mostly because I had just realized that we were walking and I kind of tuned him out. I'm not kidding. All I really heard was death and Italian. "Shit!" I suddenly shouted, startling him.

"What is it now?" He yelled, clearly annoyed.

"Shit. Double shit. Triple shit." I yelled while running in a circle. I just something that migt be a problem for Steffy.  I was so caught up in my thoughts that I didn't notice Stefanos running after me until after he had tackled me to the ground and was on top of me.

"What the fuck is your problem?" Stefanos said through his clenched teeth, spitting on me a little. Luckily, I was too frazzled to notice.

"I just remembered something that might be a problem for you and me Mr. Devil Boy."

"What did you...did you just call me Mr. Devil Boy." He questioned tilting his head to the side with a confused look on his face.

"That's not important right now. We have more important things to be worrying about." I yelled in his ears, my voice getting impossibly louder with each word.

"How can we be worrying about anything when you just got here?" The more confused that he got the more constipated that he looked.

"Well, first I have an extremely protective boyrfriend that's going to flip shit when he finds out that I'm dead. Second, you face is hilarous so that's going to be a problem for you. Finally, I didn't do the dishes so my mom's going to kill me when I get home." I said in one big breath before I calmed down a little. Then I had  a small epiphany. "I'm not going home am I?"

"No, of course you're not. You're family killed you. Why would you go back?" He said and I didn't want to believe him but he was right. I had almost forgotten but he reminded me. "And I know that my face isn't ugly."

"Oh really, who told you that lie?"

"Just everybody that I've come across."

"Then you're going to need a lie detector and a good plastic surgeon." I said with my words coming out slower as I realized that I will never see my boyfriend again or my best friend or my stuffed animals. "I won't be able to see my boyfriend again."

"What are you talking about? He's been here for at least three days." Stefanos said, looking at me like I had lost my mind.

"What the fuck?!?!"

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                                                                       My note

Soo my pretties the next chappy is up and I'm so sorry for the wait there is no excuse. But I'm in such a good mood because THE FAIR IS IN TOWN. It's kinda sad that i'm gettilng all hyped up for the fair but i don't care.

Also, I just want yall chittlen to know that I'll be referring to my self as Jinx on here.

Jinx:Yep yepp and i'll writre my thing-es like this from know on (creeps up on stefanos) watcha doin? :)

Stefanos: who are you and why are you in my bathtub.

Jinx: Oh silly i'm your stalker.

Stefanos: Yeah... Guards!

Jinx:Bad Stefan!(yells while getting out of the tub and putting on a robe while escaping) OH welll until next time

Stefanos:How did she get in here?