Kissed by the Devil

Trapped

As Liana and I walked towards a mountain of sweets I started telling her about how I ended up in stuck in hell.

“You see what had happened was-,” I started to say before she interrupted me.

“Don’t start a story like that!” She yelled causing the kitchen to echo.

“Why not?”

“Because that means nothing good happened.”

“It’s kinda true. Anyways as I was saying, what had happened was my family killed me using poison and I ended up in this dark place with some old lady named Myrtle, who could use some wrinkle be gone cream, kept asking me for my name. When she finally got it she left and I was stuck waiting there for someone to come and get me. When they finally showed up I got covered in dog slobber and met that ass Steven or Bob or whatever his name is who said that I would be marrying him and that he was the devil. After that I found out that my ex, Mike, killed himself after he found out that I was dead, was gay, and was with Steve’s bro. On top of that I met the penguins, got lost, saw a spider, ripped some of Steve’s clothes in half and ended up here with you boo.” I finished taking a huge breathe.

“Wow, you’ve been busy.”

“Gir, you don’t even know. I barely had time to rip Steve’s clothes when I was hiding in his closet.”

“Why were you in his closet?” Liana asked as we ate some cookies from the mountain, that we reached while I was talking, and was already almost gone.

“Oh, I thought it was the bathroom. But how did you end up here?”

“Can we not talk about that?” Liana said while getting up and moving away from me and further into the kitchen.

“Sure beans but where are you going.”

“I’ve got to make dinner but I’ll see you later.” She turned and walked away but not before I caught the tears in her eyes that threatened to spill at any moment.

“Wait!” I called out to Liana. There was one more thing I had to ask her.

“Yeah?”

“How do I get out of here?”

“I’ll show you the way out.” Liana said as she began the trek back to me.

“Thanks, the last person who gave me directions had me walking around for twenty minutes trying to find a room.”

“No problem.” She said before I began following her in a comfortable silence. After about five minutes of walking, Liana turned towards me with a sheepish expression on her face. “Okay so we’ve got a problem.”

“What is it?”

“I’m lost.”

“What! How can you be lost? This is you domain!” I yelled frantically while waving my arms.

“I’m not the one who got all crazy and has piles of sweets scattered everywhere! I can’t see the door!”

“Does that mean that we’re trapped?” I asked a little worried because if we’re trapped how can I get my revenge on my so called family?

“We just need to get someone’s attention! Just think of a way to attract attention. You should be good at it.” She mumbled the last part thinking that I wouldn’t hear it, but I did and it gave me an idea.

“I got it. We’re going to need…” I said as we huddled so that I could tell her my wonderful plan.

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I know it’s been awhile but you got to admit it’s worth it. So how do you think they’re going to get out, that is if they ever get out.  Some of you probably have an idea who the unknown is so please share. Also update on my other story tomorrow for sure! If not that you may all kick my ass. Check out my other story and my poem too! Until next time.

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