In Love With... Parsen Crater

Chapter 4

   I looked at my phone to check the time. It was already 5:19pm. I didn't have to worry about getting home soon because my mom was at some work conference a couple hours away

   Yoshua called his mom a couple hours ago and told her that he was hanging out with friends and wouldn't be home until later. He didn't want to lie to his mom but he thought it would be best because she probably would have wanted him to leave if she knew where he really was.

   Audrey the nurse was currently looking through Parsen's phone trying to find a parent contact. "Oh look here." She said turning the phone towards me. She showed me a contact that said "zdaddy". "Aw piss that's odd." Said Yoshua. "Well it wouldn't hurt to try." I said enthusiastically.

   Audrey went to the phone behind the counter where she worked and dialed the number. She put it on speaker so we could hear. After three rings the phone picked up. "Hello?" Said the mysterious deep black voice.

  "Excuse me who is this?" Asked Audrey. After a few seconds the voice responded. "Look there's only one way you could have gotten my number. So let me just ask the questions here." "Um okay." Mumbled Audrey. She was very unprofessional.

  The man started asking very odd questions. "So.." He started to say. "Where do you want to meet? I cost $65 an hour." Audrey dropped the phone. Yoshua was holding in his laughs. Audrey picked up the phone "I'm sorry but I'm looking for Parsen Crater's father." "Ohh." Said the man on the phone.

  "Parsen is my biggest customer." "What do you sell?" Asked a very confused Audrey. "Baby, I sell happiness." Audrey hung the phone up. "Well you learn something everyday.." Said Yoshua.

   "Look as odd and informing as that phone call was we still need to tell Parsen's family where he is. They're probably worried." I said in a very mature tone. Although I'm sure if they knew the Parsen I met today they would beg for him to stay out as long as possible.

   Just then Parsen muffled a noise. All eyes went to his hospital bed. Parsen's eyes fluttered open. Audrey rushed over to his side. Before she spoke she pulled down her dress. She bent over so that directly in front of Parsen's eyes were her chest.

   "Parsen.." She started trying to speak in the most seductive tone she could. "Are you feeling alright?" She put her hands through his hair claiming to be checking his temperature. "Um yeah I'm feeling fine I'm just a little bit sore." "From what?" Asked Yoshua. I hit his arm trying to remind him that we aren't going to let him know that we know his secret.

"Look I'm fine can I go now?" Parsen asked. Audrey bent over and was an inch away from Parsen's face. They started to violently make out in front of Yoshua and I.  Audrey ripped off Parsen's hospital gown and got in the bed next to Parsen. Yoshua got up and left the room. I however stayed.