Pregnant, the only word that keeps repeating. I really really hope that Antonio does not get fired. I just sat on my bed staring at the wall.
A few minutes later Emmanuel came in and sat next to me. "What happend?" He asked
"On the date, Antonio got Vanessa pregnant." I said with a sigh, he pulled out his phone. "I'm going to distract you from this problem." He said
"How?" I asked, "by making fun of dirty fanfics on wattpad." He responds (lol I'm using wattpad in this). I just rolled my eyes, and he logins into his account.
He found a Justin Bebier one. He started to read it out loud, which I wish he did not do that. "Then he started massaging your boobs." After what he just said, I blew out laughing
That had to be the most ridiculous thing to do in sex. Emmanuel laughed too, and I think I nearly fell off. "Is this really the best they can come up with." I said still laughing
I had my hands over my stomach because it hurts. Then I clutched on the bed sheets and got up. "Whew," I said while wiping a tear out of my eye.
"I think this is one of the first times I actually had fun with you," he says. "Duh, who wouldn't have fun with me," I respond.
"Dude you are ruining the moment," he said. I just rolled my eyes. We continued reading the stupid dirty fanfics.
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"Hey Mari, want to go to the fair with me and Gabe," said Emmanuel. I nodded, real quick. "And when we get there, you give me a giant banana," I told him
Emmanuel gave me the are you serious face. I got up from the couch. "Let's go before the bananas run out," I said while running towards the door and grabbing his hand.
I ran out the door, like a pack of wolves. "Hurry up, hurry up," I whined like a little kid. The guys finally came out, but slowly.
"I WANT TO GO TO THE FAIR, HURRY UP," I threw a tantrum. 'OK, OK hold your vagina," Emmanuel said
I rolled my eyes, Lord help that boy. I stepped inside the car and buckled my seatbelt. "Wahoo," I yelled with my arms wide opened.
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"Emmanuel, the banana is right there. I want it," I pulled his arm. "Chill," he responds. I ran to the stand and told Emmanuel to give it to me.
Unfortunately, the sad part is. O my gosh, I am too sad to talk about it. Wait a minute.
*cries*
WHY DID HE NOT WIN IT, HE KNEW I WANTED THAT BANANA SO MUCH.
WHY
*snot comes, and then snorts it in*
I REALLY LOVE THAT BANANA
I WAS GOING TO MARRY IT
AND WE WERE GOING TO HAVE KIDS
*stops crying*
All though, this sex thing would be weird. And the kids would be mutants. But anyways.
*cries again*
I AM GOING TO BE MISERABLE MY WHOLE LIFE
I DON'T THINK THE SLIGHTEST ICE CREAM SUNDAE WOULD HELP (kinda would).
I wiped the tears from my eyes, and disbanded with Emmanuel. I walked over to the stand where the banana is. A huge smile crawled on my face.
I ran to the banana and grabbed it. "Yes mommy missed you," I said while hugging the stuffed banana. "Excuse me, you did not win that," said the dude who owned the stand.
"I know, but," I said nervously. "Give it back," he said as he snatched it. My eyes were filled with water. "But, but. I want it," I cried
The man looked at me weird. "No," he responds. I banged my hands on the table. "I want it," I threw my tantrum.
My brother came, and looked embarrassed. "Just give her the banana. Please, and we won't bother you again," my brother said
The man nodded, with terror. He handed me the banana. "Yay," I said while hugging the banana. Before we left, I stuck out my tongue at the dude.
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I am in Love with MY EMPLOYEE
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