Hellllooooo, everybody. Today is going to a great day at school. You know why? I feel like me old self again that's why. You can shut up now, the readers want to go ahead and read the rest of the story. That is why they are called readers, Funshine Bear gripped.
"Why are you even called Funshine Bear, when you kill the fun. Your new name is Doctor Killjoy," I said to Funshine Bear, who is inside my head. People obviously looked at me weird.
I don't understand why they have to look at me in such a manner. Don't they also have Care Bears talking to them, in their heads. Unfortunately, not, which stinks. I have been assigned with Funshine Bear. I think the head of their committee choose him to be with me.
I of course, know someone else who has a Care Bear. And 'twas that would be, my old best friend, Lizbeth. But she moved away, to Chicago. Oh my gosh drastic right. Her Care Bear is, Wish Bear. She has a good one. Funshine Bear is starting to be Grumpy Bear.
We are going to have to take the Fun out. Get it take the fun out, like Funshine. Hahahahaha, what you didn't find it hilarious. Pfft, you guys out there have no taste in jokes.
I turned around really quickly. Like in Flash quick, probably quicker. No that not true because Flas-, alright that enough. Funshine Bear yelled. "Why are you being so mean," I sort of yelled. Everyone turned their direction towards me.
Well, these people are so rude. Do they know not to stare. "Rude much," I yelled out. Great you are going to make people hate you, Funshine Bear says. "Can you just stay in there, and do not say another word," I gripped.
Ok back to what I was saying about turning around town. I turned to see who twas it. Well, it was my lovely boyfriend Uriah and guess who else.
Wait for it
LIZBETH
Exciting huh. We both ran like those people in the movies running in slow motion. I could just see us right now. *soft and slow music playing*
-Ok get on with it, oh Funshine Bear is killing the vibe. Oh yeah, back to the story. The slow motion hug didn't go alright. I hit her face by accident, and she hit my boob. And we fell to the ground.
She rubbed her head, and I was rubbing my boob. Don't think negative people it hurts. Especially you dudes out there, you don't have boobs so shut up. Uriah helped us both up.
"I think you both got carried away with this," he says. "Yeah," Lizbeth says. Then Lizbeth, and I talked and talked.
Probably for two hours."Let's just show Liz around the school instead of talking for hours," he says. "Okedoke," I said cheerfully.
We showed her the cafeteria, library, etc. "okedoke lokey here is your class, see ya later," I waved.
Then Uriah, and I went to class.
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When I walked out, I saw Antonio waiting for me outside. "You do realize you don't work for me no more," I said.
"Yeah I do, but I just want to take you home this one last time," he says with a gorgeous smile. His jawline is so flawless, and his eyes are just so. Wait a minute, what am I doing. "Um Argh matey," I said in a pirate accent.
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