I am in Love with MY EMPLOYEE

Say What You Want, But I Clearly Don't Like Him Chapter 1

Finally, school is over. I walked up to the car, and see this really attractive person. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I can't breath. SOMEBODY HELP, I REALLY NEED IT.

-a few minutes later-

OK, I think I kinda freaked the handsome dude a bit. I all I did was just stand there, staring at him. "Hello." I said, "hey my name is Antonio, I'm your new chauffer and body guard." He said

Oh my gosh, this handsome dude is my body dude and driving guy. Gosh, I can't think straight. Really Mariana body dude and driving guy.

Wait a minute. This dude, hm. I completely forgot what I was about to say.

Just let me put my finger on it

What was it

I can't remember

Hm

Hm

What was it

Oh yeah, I can't fall in love with this dude. You know what, I don't even like him. No, he is way out of my league. I can't even remember 'why I even liked him' (chuckles).

I hopped inside the car, and my all time favorite song was on. Break Free from Ariana Grande. "Turn it up this is my song!" I sort of yelled to Antonio.

"This is the part when I break free because I can't resist it no more." I sang so loud, then Antonio was laughing at me. Is he really doing this to me.

How dare he make fun of my singing, I bet his singing voice is a jillion times worse than mine. "I know why you are singing this song." He said

"No you don't." I said back, "yeah I do, this song is clearly talking about me. When Ariana says I can't resist it no more, she is talking about me." He responds

"Yeah right, she doesn't even know you." I laughed, "we do know each other. She is talking about the day I fucked her." He said

I slapped my hand on my forehead, really. You supposedly fucked her. "That is not what the song is about." I told him, he just rolled his eyes.

"You know what I wonder, why would my dad hire you. You are nothing, but some incredibly hot, but horny teen." I spat out, "shut up, wait. Did I hear you say incredibly hot." He teased

"No, where did you here that." I lied, "from you obviously." He said. "I think you need to get those ears checked because I DIDN'T say that." I said really loud when I said didn't

"Right." He said, I rolled my eyes and shook my head. This boy is no arianator (sorry if I spelled it wrong), no he is much worse. He is an Ariana fucker, is that even a real thing.

Well if it isn't, then I just made it up. Oh my gosssssshhhhhhh, when am I even going to get home. This chauffer/body guard dude is really getting on my nerves.

I don't see why Ariana Grande would ever fuck him. Just get me Channing Tatum and I'm set. What the heck am I saying. Of course he didn't fuck Ariana Grande, he made that up.

What am I thinking lately. Damnit Mariana, why are you thinking stupid thoughts, I said in my head as I started slapping my head.

Antonioooo, saw me through the mirrors and had to be so negative about me. "Do you need medical help." He chuckled

"No, thank you very much. I am fine." I said, "so who do you think I should fuck next, Demi Lovato. Nah she seems like a lesbian to me. How about Selena Gomez, yeah I'm going to schedule it until next Friday the 13th." He said

I slapped my hand over my mouth, did he just say Friday the 13th. "Why Friday the 13th, bad luck happens that day. That will turn your horny night horrible, you are going to get her pregnant." I said

"Yeah right, I fuck a bunch of girls without a condom and they turn out fine." He said, "but this is Friday the 13th we are talking about. Bad luck happens, have you been paying any attention?" I asked

"Dude you know that stuff is not real." He laughed, "it is so real. Last time we had Friday the 13th my brother was caught for fucking Camila Cabello. So hah, he beat you to someone better." I said proudly

Crap this happened again, I went off topic. "And what does this to do with what we are talking about, oh and you are just proving that Friday the 13th is an awesome day to have sex. You said that your brother fucked Camila Cabello." He said

"No, no you are miss the point here. Yeah he made out with Camila Cabello, but he got caught. On Friday the 13th." I respond, this dude has problems.

-a while later-

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, bored. There is nothing to do here. "Are we almost there yet." I whinned, "dude we barely left the school, gosh you are so whinny and annoying." He said

I rolled my eyes. What to do, what to do. Light bulb moment. I'll just sing the bottle song.

500 bottles of milk on the wall, 500 of milk on the wall

You take one down pass it around , 499 bottles of milk

-126 bottles later-

373 bottles of milk on the wall, 373 bottles of milk

You take one down pass it around, 372 bottles of milk

-296 bottles later-

"Gosh, shut up." Antonio said, "no I'm almost through." I respond. "Yeah that's what you said when you were at 210." He said back, I ignored him and kept singing

77 bottles of milk on the wall, 77 bottles of milk

You take one down pass it around, 76 bottles of milk on the wall

-75 bottles later-

1 bottle of milk on the wall, 1 bottle of milk

You take it down pass it, now there's no more bottles of milk on the wall

"Finally." Said Antonio, "but the milk man came back with 5,000 bottles of milk." I sang. "We're home." He said not wanting me to sing

I crossed my arms in front of my chest. This guy is so evil and cruel. I got off the car and Antonio almost tripped me. "Excuse me." I said, "you're excused." He laughed

Once we got inside, I stuck out my tongue. "Hola mija." My mom, Soledad, said

"Hola ma." I respond, "go wash your hands, its time to eat." She said as she left the room. I turned around, and saw Antonio looking at my mom. "Your mom is hot." He said with a satisfied smile

I glared at him, how dare he talk about my mother that why. After I finished washing my hands, I rushed to the dining room.

My mom had this 'brilliant idea' of inviting Antonio to eat with us. Oh boy, this is going to be a long day.