hunter: you were supposed to pick me up
hunter: you are a giant jackass god, i thought i could totally trust you
hunter: and just to my fucking luck, i see you on SNAPCHAT drunker than you know who
hunter: not voldemort.
matt dad: uh, I don't know you
hunter: oh shit
hunter: sorry dude
matt dad: its okay
hunter: no offense but why do you call yourself matt dad
hunter: are you a dad
matt dad: what no
matt dad: do you have anger issues
hunter: why
matt dad: cause you swear a lot
hunter: no i fucking dont
hunter: maybe okay
matt dad: you have anger issues.
hunter: dont tell me what i have and dont have damn
hunter: you shouldn't be allowed to know about my personal life cause i dont know you 'matt dad'
matt dad: fair point
matt dad: are you a girl
hunter: yes. you?
matt dad: no. lets date
hunter: nah. im bisexual and currently in the dating girls area. the girl that i am 'dating' ditched me and didnt give me a fucking ride
matt dad: isnt 'dating girls' just lesbian
hunter: no jackass, i am still fucking bisexual.
matt dad: language
hunter: who am i, steve rogers
matt dad: only if im your bucky
hunter: heck no
matt dad: heck yes
matt dad: how old are you
hunter: 26
matt dad: aw u little baby. i am 28
hunter: im not a baby, you are extremely old
matt dad: you like me
hunter: as if
matt dad: okay cher
hunter: i am cher
matt dad: im your josh
hunter: isnt that incest tho because like step brother
matt dad: you just ruined the moment
hunter: we were having a moment?
matt dad: yes, hunter
hunter: okay matt. that was a moment
matt dad: call me matthew
hunter: bye matthew, im gonna go talk to the girl
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i need a josh to my cher. its a proven fact. my crush needs to love me. i need a JOSH.
have a great day!
jade
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