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hunter: do i have a story to tell you

matt dad: please do share

hunter: okay so i was walking, minding my own fucking business

hunter: then this asshole of a dude walks up to me

hunter: he said 'i will pay you 50 bucks if i can kiss you for a prank'

hunter: so my first reaction was like 'wtf how is kissing a prank?'

matt dad: go on

hunter: shut up okay i am

hunter: than he said 'its for my youtube channel' and i asked what it was and he is called 'prank invasion'

hunter: and me being the person i am, i know who he is since he just kisses girls and grabs their ass and calls it a prank

matt dad: he needs a lesson

hunter: i know omg

hunter: so i decked him

matt dad: how hard

hunter: i do boxing so pretty fucking hard

hunter: it was amazing like monumental

matt dad: im proud, my little hunter is growing

hunter: (◡‿◡✿)

hunter: after his nose bleed and now hes at the hospital. so am i

matt dad: so eventful

hunter: how about you? how was your day

matt dad: well i went out with some friends and we did some lines

hunter: okay what

matt dad: we went to you know

hunter: but i dont

matt dad: parks. six flags. and it had a lot of lines

hunter: fishy but okay

matt dad: trust me

matt dad: i know this isn't my issue but are you an i.e.d.

hunter: why

matt dad: just tell me!

hunter: why

matt dad: we are friends

hunter: yes

matt dad: you are?

hunter: yes

hunter: im a real life liam dunbar

matt dad: ah

hunter: this doesn't change anything right

hunter: matthew?

hunter: ugh!

hunter: fuck man, I shouldn't have told you bye

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matt dad: sorry i was had to see a friend

hunter: oo hot date?

matt dad: nah im waiting

hunter: for fucking what?

matt dad: you

hunter: cute, but nah

matt dad: :((( babe

hunter: im not your babe

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okay, prank invasion is a guy on youtube who kisses random girls for pranks and basically grabs their ass too. I personally think that these are not pranks and he is just a perverted dude. kissing girls in a relationship is not okay!!!!! I believe he pays them tbh. i had to add it because it ties to this story :)))

have a great day,
jade

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