Greetings mortals
So.... this is hawkwardly late which I greatly apologize for. This chapter is dedicated to @comicner4 for MANY MANY reasons mainly however because she never shuts up about me updating and now I think I've kept you mortals waiting long enough please vote and comment I would truly enjoy your feedback
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Tony's P.O.V.
I couldn’t believe what I had just seen. HILL JUST KISSED LOKI!!!!! I knew I had a list of things I could say but I couldn’t decide which to use to embarrass them both just right.
“So your lovebirds now are you? I hope I get an invite to the wedding.” I said walking to get a drink, out of the corner of my eye I could see them both trying to hide a blush. Success. “Shut up Stark.” I heard Hill say trying to sound tough, so cute. “What are you going to do about it? Sick your boyfriend on me?” I asked taking a drink from my drink, that finally got a blush from Hill. I knew she wanted to rip my head off right now but I really don’t care I was “possessed” for god’s sake I needed to joke on someone I was just taking the opportunity to completely embarrass them.
“Why are you even here Stark?” Asked obviously wanting some alone time with Loki. “I live here Hill can’t you read my name on the front of the building?” I replied. “I believe she meant to ask why are you in this room.” Loki said probably very unsure of how to respond. “Because slick I own this room to.” I replied Hill rolled her eyes. Then Marvel walked in with the now memory wiped Steven Rogers.
“And this is the living room.” She said sounding like a tour guide. He nodded then she said, “And this is Maria Hill, Tony Stark, and Loki.”
“What kind of a name is Loki?” Steve asked looking a kinda confused. “It’s my name.” Loki answered hiding his irritation well. “So when is Capsicle supposed to remember everything.” I asked Steve looked confused again. “Capsicle is his nickname for you.” Marvel quickly explained, “The doctors don’t know yet.”
“We always could throw him out the window again.” I joked it earned me glares from the girls. “Absolutely not!” Marvel said loudly. “Actually it might work.” Steve said looking deep in thought. “It's not going to happen.” Marvel shot it down again. “Yes mother.” I mumbled I could tell she heard me though because she didn’t look amused.
“Well I have one idea that might work.” I said starting to smirk. Before anyone could react I ran and picked Cap up fireman style and ran to the pool and threw him in. Then I saw it backfire….. He must have hit his head because he was bleeding heavily and he wasn’t moving. “Shit….” I mumbled as I heard the others come up behind me and I prepared for death.
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The Priviate Life of the Avengers
Fanfictionits been a while since Loki destroyed New York and life has surprisingly moved on. But when Loki returns can the Avengers trust him, or will he just stab them in the back? I mean it isn't like they really have a choice but they can hope for the best.
