The Official Evil Villain Handbook

Chapter 2: Living Evil

Now that you have started Thinking Evil, it is time you started Living Evil! I'm not talking about Evil Lairs and Villious Plots, but simple actions you can do everyday in order to incorporate Evil into your life. These Evil Actions are very simple, and require almost no prior Evil Experience. 

You can:

-Steal candy from a baby.

-Trip a stranger.

-Take your neighbor's newspaper.

-Switch your neighbor's mail with your other neighnor's mail.

-Repeatably call random people in the middle of the night.

-Change the Mens and Womens bathroom signs.

-Eat the last piece of cake.

-Eat the last piece of pie.

-Switch chocolate chip cookies with raison oatmeal cookies.

-Give a small child an expresso and then send them home.

-Advertise someone's personal belongings (or body) online. Make sure to include their phone number and the words 'call anytime' 

-Disconecct the Wi-Fi

-Hide a video game addict's controller.

-Hide their house key.

-Hide their remote.

And so much more! Use your Evil Imagination! Remember, these Evil Acts are NOT part of an Evil or Villainous Plot. They are to help reinforce the last chapter 'Thinking Evil.' If you do this right, lots of Evil Fun (for you) should ensue!

You do not have to do all of these Evil Activities, but you should try at least two. Just to get an Evil Feel of it. Also, it is very important to pick your target wisely. Getting an arch-nemisis (for those who do not yet have one) is not until later in this Evil Book. To get an arch-nemisis this early is not recommended.

 Now go out there and do some Evil Living!

A/N: To the left, you will see an Evil Youtube Link with an Evil Living demonstration by Dr. Gru. As you can see, his Evil Living is just as it should be: spontaneous and Evil. Evil Living has become such an everyday part of his Evil Life that it almost seems effortless. Hopefully, you all will one day be at this Evil Level.