The Official Evil Villain Handbook

Introduction

Congratulations! By opening this handbook, you have just taken the first step to success in the feild of Evil. The Official Evil Villain Handbook has helped countless others just like you achieve their life long goals. From robbing banks to kidnapping damsels to creating your signature Evil look and witty banter, this handbook will teach you all of this -and so much more!- with easy step by step instructions and useful tips.

The author, Dr. P_Cole, has traveled the world asking the best in the Evil busines for their professional in put which has been careful compiled just for you! Of course, Dr. P_Cole is no stranger to evil. She majored in Math*, with a minor in Evil Literature, while her Phd is in Evil Laughing. She has successfully stolen candy from a baby, and she is the only female villain to have been appointed to the Evil Council without using excessive force. Currently she resides in her Evil Lair with her loyal subbordiates who she calls The Pickles**.

Now turn the page and start your journey into Evil Success!

*Math is considered by most to be the only Truely Evil subject. Thus, it is not neccisary to put Evil in front of it as it is understood. Only the most Evil of villains can successfully learn Math, and your author is one of them.

**This is in no way in relation to the Pickles off of the Nickelodeon cartoon 'The Rugrats.' If you try to say it is, the publishers are not responsible for what actions Dr. P_Cole takes against you.

***To the right is an Evil Youtube link with an Evil Motivational Song presented to you by Kyouya/Kyoya from Ouran Highschool Host Club.