Where I Belong ~Undertale Story~

Chapter 3

~♥Pranksters♥~

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  Sans and I sat down and went into an all out pun war. We would both bust out laughing each time either of us made a good pun. We both knew they were bad jokes but to hell with it. We were having fun. I showed him some of the magic I could do and he showed me the magic he could do. We were basically the same.

I then showed him my shape-shifting ability. I transformed into anything he told me to transform into it. I can transform into inanimate objects too so I made myself into a rock, a tree, a bottle of ketchup? Hey, he asked me too so I did.

I then transformed into himself and he was absolutely amazed. The thing is when I transform into another being and if they have magic, I inherit their powers for as long as I am in that form. I walked around like him and talked like him and made puns like the actual Sans would and he wasn't offended. He was laughing so hard, blue tears were streaming down his face. Don't know how that worked but didn't question it.

Then an idea popped into his head.

Sans: "i have the greatest idea. my bro, Papyrus, is a sentry like me but he doesn't really like my jokes. the idea i have is to confuse him by thinking he's seeing double."
Me: "Sans, you are a BONEified genius."

We laugh and head over to where Papyrus would be stationed and I hide and wait for Sans' signal. I'm close enough to hear the conversation happen between the 2 skele-bros.

Papyrus: "SANS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! SHOULDN'T YOU BE PATROLLING FOR HUMANS?! OR ARE YOU SLACKING OFF AGAIN?!
Sans: "don't worry Pap. i'm just heading over here to get something and i'll go back to my station."
Papyrus: "ALRIGHT SANS BUT HURRY PLEASE. MY CAREER AS A ROYAL GUARD HANGS IN THE BALANCE AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT RUINED BECAUSE YOU TOOK TOO LONG GETTING BACK TO YOUR STATION!!!
Sans: "got it bro. I won't be long."

Then Sans walks past his brother. When Papyrus isn't paying attention, Sans gives me a thumbs up and disappears. I walk out in my Sans form and go up to Papyrus.

Me (Sans form): "hey Papyrus. what's up?

Confusion crossed Papyrus' face and I was trying to hold back my laughter.

Me (Sans form):  "what's wrong, Pap?"
Papyrus: "BUT YOU WERE JUST HERE. YOU WENT THAT WAY.
Me (Sans form):  "what are you talking about bro? i've been at my station the entire time, working myself to the bone.
Papyrus:  "NO. YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO GET SOMETHING. HOW DID YOU GET PAST ME WITHOUT ME NOTICING?!
Me (Sans form):  "Papyrus, what are you talking about? i never left my station."

I could hear Sans laughing in the distance and tried not to laugh myself.

Papyrus:  "WHAT? BUT..."
Me (Sans form):  "Pap, i don't know what you saw or think you saw but i've been at my station the entire time. i just came to check up on you. you gonna be okay?"
Papyrus:  "UH....I SUPPOSE SO..."
Me (Sans form):  "alright well i'm going back to my station. see ya bro."

With that I walked out of Papyrus' sight, leaving him very confused. I could even tell he was trying to put the pieces together and failing to understand what just transpired. I then went back to my hiding spot and Sans came back to Papyrus.

Sans: "alright bro. got what i needed. i'm heading back to my station."

Papyrus looked at Sans then at the direction I went then back at Sans. Sans and I both mentally counted down.
...3
..2
.1

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

At that point Sans and I both fell to the ground laughing while Papyrus tried to register what the hell just happened, but at the same time was having a mental break down. While I was laughing, I transformed back into my skeleton form. But I was so out of breath from laughing, I wasn't able to bring myself to stand. Sans was in the same state. Papyrus was now demanding why he was laughing and Sans was having trouble explaining through laughing fits.

We both composed ourselves but still had uncontrollable giggle fits. I walked over to Sans, and through giggles he introduced me.

Sans: "Pap, this is Arissa Verdana. she helped me play this prank on you."

Papyrus, as you would have guessed, was not happy with either of us. He was so mad at Sans, he didn't even care to note my skeletal physique. He was scolding Sans for having played this prank on him and then yelled at me for falling into his shenanigans. I was still laughing a little, I didn't even care that he was yelling at me or that he was mad. Sans and I both traded smiling glances and apologized to Papyrus, which he surprisingly accepted.

Now Papyrus noticed and gave me a quizzical look and asked why I was a skeleton and if I had some type of affection towards him to drive me to become a skeleton. I looked at Sans and he shrugged. So I laughed and answered.

"It's a long story."