Finnegan Flatulence.
Now THERE'S a name!
He's a nice sort of chap,
I'm sure you'd feel the same.
But if you ever meet him,
Wear a peg on your nose,
'Cos a strange sort of smell
Follows wherever he goes...
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Zits'n'Bits
PoetryAn offbeat collection of poetry for children of all ages! Meet Mojo Jojo, Arnold Rimble and the spider on your ceiling! And watch out for the zits and farts along the way!
