Live, Love, Kill, Repeat (Sans x Reader)

New me but not really

Damn I love puns. If you couldn't tell already, if you make a pun, you instantly become my favorite person/character, and that's one of the reason why Sans is one of my favorite undertale characters.

So this song, literally the title is a pun already. Not only does it sound like an alcoholic beverage that you would serve at a wedding, but the title is a pun on the words Sham and Pain. How ironic for the scenario that the song puts forth.

But really, back to the story. Remember, your choice!

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Mettaton grabs my hand and drags me outside. In no time, we're in a very hot place that I've never been to that I guess is just called Hotland... Whoever named these places are very original. Waterfall, a city that has a lot of water and is very dark and nice to listen to, and Hotland, a place that has lava and is scorching hot...

Well, at least it's not hot inside. Mettaton and I entered some sort of building, with a luxurious theme. I looked around, and noticed that it was themed after Mettaton himself. He continued to drag me through as people greeted him, until we got to a room in the back with way too much stuff for one person.

"Ah, here's the place! This is where I get ready for everything, darling. Formal occasions, shootings, just going out and about, I have something for it here. I'm sure I can part with some of it, since it'll look amazing and stunning on you."

"Ok, first. Hair time!" He sat me down in a chair and asked me how I wanted it.( Any color, any style) name it and he had it done for me. While he was taking care of everything, he got a bit nosy. "So, how do you feel about Sans and Papyrus? Do you like them?"

"Yeah, they're great. I'm really glad they were some of the first people I got to meet down here. They also indirectly lead me to you." Keep kissing up, keep making friends.

"They really are the kindest people you'll ever meet. You know, Papyrus wants to be part of the royal guard, but I don't think someone that sweet will ever be able to make it." Wow, compliment and then immediately shut him down.

"Yeah, and Sans is incredibly cool and laid back. He's also really funny, and entertaining too." She looked at me quickly.

"You think his puns are funny? Darling, please. I think there might be something wrong with you." We both laugh. "But really, have you taken a liking to either of them?"

Yep, he's really getting nosy now...

"Well, maybe. Sans is just, well, I can't really say. Words can't really describe how I feel about him." I still don't know why I'm telling him this.

"Really? Well them, if you ever need help winning him over, don't hesitate to ask me. I have a plan to get EVERYONE together!"

"Well, I don't think I'll be needing the help." At this point, he was finished, and I stood up.

"What do you mean? Unless, AH! I get it! You already asked him and he returns your feelings! Don't worry, darling. I'll make you look good for him. When he sees you again, his skeleton face will turn as blue as the water in Waterfall."

After all of that, he went into his wardrobe. "What's your favorite color, darling? I'll get something in that for you!" I wonder what he has... "(F/C), of course!"

He came out with a (F/C) (T-Shirt, Suit, Blouse,Dress) and a darker (SKIP THIS PART IF YOU SAID DRESS! Skirt, pair of pants, pair of jeans) and some very nice (Shoes, Heels, Slip-ons, Boots) that all looked like they cost a fortune. "Go put these on, darling! I can't wait to see you afterwards!

I went ahead and changed, and when I stepped out Mettaton gasped. "Wow, darling! You can see the difference already! He's gonna love this!"

"Do you really think so?" I loved the way I looked in all honesty. It really breathed some new life into me, and I'm glad I don't have to wear the same old clothing that they gave me in the torture area. They were all rugged, old, and ripped and torn apart.

"Of course, darling! Once I touch someone or something, everyone will stop and adore it!"

"Thank you Mettaton! How much do I owe you for all of this? I was really worried that I was gonna have to pay a fortune, since this all looked really expensive...

"Don't worry about it, darling! Any friend of the skeletons is a friend of mine, and I'm happy to help you out." Phew, thank god I don't have to go into debt to a robot.

I ran out after thanking Mettaton again, and went over to the same place we got here from, but on the way, I took a detour and saw someone standing on a boat. "I am the river man, or am I the river woman? It doesn't really matter. I love to ride in my boat. Would you care to join me?"

"Of course, I would. Can you take me to Snowdin?"

"Sure can."

So we set off, and they sang the whole time. "Tra la la. Why don't you sing with me? Tra la la." So I started to sing along with them. "You're a really good singer." they said when I got off. "Enjoy." They just floated off.

I walked back to Sans house, and I opened the door.

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There we go! Enjoy your new looks, and prepare for the next chapter! I don't have too much planned for it, but I'm sure I'll figure something out."