Fan Wars (One Direction fan fiction)

Chapter 11

I have literally watched One Direction's new song 'Best song ever' twenty times, I now know all the words! And enjoy the new chapter guys!

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Harry's P.O.V

Is it morning already?

I wonder where Shannon's gone?

Probably to the toilet or something.

"Louis is the best, better than the rest!"

Well, I guess Louis is home.

"ARGH!"

Oh no, now what's happening?

"BURGLAR!"

Well, he must be scared, seeing at he just ran past me holding his Nerf gun.

"Woah, what's all the commotion abo-"

Well, who ever it was, Louis pounced on top of her.

Wait a minute.

Her.

As in female.

In our flat.

Where Shannon is.

"Lou get off her!"

He is getting quite heavy, I have to admit.

"But she'll attack us!"

Well, at least I was right.

"You alright, love?"

Is that a blush I detect?

"Harry! Don't talk to her! She can probably break your hand"

Oh Louis, how silly could you possibly be?

"Lou, this is Shannon, you met her before, remember?"

Nope, he still looks out of it, "Lou, you met her yesterday, remember? I was having a film night with her?"

"Oh. Sorry"

Seriously Louis?

You're sorry?

For what, almost crushing her, or hitting her with your Nerf gun?

"That's okay"

No Shannon, no!

Don't accept his apology!

What did you learn at school?

Well, I'm not letting him get away with that!

I quickly grabbed his gun and pointed it towards him, cue fake terror.

"Harry, you wouldn't"

Oh, you have me wrong Tommo.

"On your knees Tomlinson"

Well, he actually did it straight away for once.

I'm impressed!

Score one for Harry!

Anyways, this is not my revenge that must be achieved, I nodded towards Shannon, before handing the gun over.

"You know what you must do"

She hesitated for a moment, before aiming towards Louis' head, "Say your prayers Tomlinson"

Wow, an actual gulp from the prankster himself.

And with that, she pulled the trigger.

Louis started rolling around on the floor before he suddenly stopped, I couldn't help but laugh, seeing as he did it oh so dramatically.

"So, want any breakfast?"

"Yeah, sure, what do we do with the body?"

Oh Shannon, don't you worry bout that, I know exactly what to do.

"Hey, close that eye! You're supposed to be dead!"

"But, I'm, er, resurrected! Hallelujah!"

Oh Louis, we'll let you off this time.

Damn, I had good ideas too.

Shannon's P.O.V

Breakfast time! Breakfast time!

The boys should do a song about breakfasts, maybe I should mention it to them.

But wait.

What if one day I become a world famous singer and I run out of ideas for my songs, and then suddenly, I think, breakfast!

Haha, yeah right.

Although I do want to be a singer, well any involvement with music really.

I wonder what this song would involve?

"Put the toast in the toaster and turn it on, slap that butter on top"

I could write songs, I mean, that is evidence of great genius.

Wait, why are they laughing?

Is there something on my face?

"That is literally one of the greatest songs ever"

Wait, what?

No way did they hear that.

That was one of my private thoughts, you know, only I can hear.

Holy crap, they're physic!

Wait, is Louis trying to impersonate me or something?

Hey, I do not flip my hair, thank you very much! 

"Put the toast in the toaster and turn it on, slap that butter on top"

Oh no. Say something smart, quickly Shannon!

"Ah, so you heard my talent"

"Your talent?"

"Sometimes I like to make up little songs in my head of every day things, which I do, but, I guess that one wanted to be heard, as it slipped out of my mouth"

"I like it"

Why, thank you Harry, maybe I should create a song about him?

I could perform a whole concert for my One Direction dolls now!

Stop smiling, Shannon!

They might question your thoughts, and you know how hard they are to contain at times!

"Hey! Give me back my toast!"

Sneaky Harry, sneaky.

"Nice voice"

Yeah, compliment my voice whilst you steal my toast why don't you?

That won't make me forget about it.

"Just you wait, there will be a time when you need me, and I won't help, all because of that one slice of toast"

Haha, now you regret it!

Call me the threat master!

Actually, don't call me that, call me Shannon, "SUPER SHANNON!"

Well, that was scary, I think Louis can read my mind.

Like seriously.

You wouldn't go round shouting super Shannon for no reason, even if I am super, well, actually, he probably would.