Zing 2! : Family Problems

Chapter 6: Dracula's POV

Dracula and his kids, Wayne, Murry, and Frankenstein climbed out of a hearse.

Dracula was angry. "Now we got something! They can't mess with the old cemetery! You like the cemetery, don't you Martha?"

Martha looked around. "This is where all the bad guys go after the cops gets them!"

Dracula smiled at his young child. "Oooh, yes, yes! But wait till you see what a mummy can do!"

Murray was confused. "...What can I do?"

Dracula frowned again. "Are you kidding me? Was anyone not looking at the wrinkly naked guy?"

Martha didn't like the sound of that. "Someone was naked?"

Jack spoke playfully. "Yes! And he had a very saggy tushy!"

Lizzy laughed hard and yelled, "Saggy tushy! Saggy tushy!"

Wayne looked scarred for life. "Please don't remind us!"

Dracula looked at Murry. "Okay. So, in the cemetery - Murray's going to conjure up some dead people and make them alive again!"

Murry didn't wish to do this. "Oh, no. There's people biking here."

Dracula was angry. "Do it. Say your little spell."

Murray stuttered, "B-but I-I..."

DRACULA was exasperated. "I got a week here, man! Help me out!"

Murray signed and chanted with dramatic Egyptian pantomiming. suddenly a pair of ghosts rose from the cemetery. They were the Kaddys. A tall pale man with bone white hair and a thick Romanian accent and his wife a tall woman with dark hair and a greenish glow to her were sitting upon the graves.

Mr. Kaddy wasn't very happy. "Hello. What do you want?"

Murray was confused. "Excuse me?"

Mrs. Kaddy looked just as angry. "Do you want something? What'd you bring us back for?"

Murray didn't even try to smile. "Hi, I'm sorry to bother you. Dracula here wanted me to do it."

Mrs. Kaddy was only angrier. "Oh, so, Dracula? You do whatever Dracula says?"

Dracula rolled his eyes before turning to his children. "Look at these scary ghosts Murray set upon the world!"

Martha looked at them again. "They're nice."

Lizzy and Jack stared at the two ghost. Lizzy spoke up for the two of them. "They sort of remind me of mommy."

Mr. Kaddy looked deep in thought. "Dracula huh..." He looked to his wife. "Didn't our little Elisabeth marry a Count Dracula?"

"I think your right..." Mrs. Kaddy looked back at Count Dracula. "Are you the one who married Lis?"

Murry mumbled, "Yikes the in-laws..."

He yelled at Murry. "Shut up." Dracula looked at his kids again. "I guess you get to meet your grandparents. Look Martha, even your grandfather was a vampire." He turned to Mr. Kaddy. "Hello sir. These are mine and Elisabeth's kids. Lizzy, Jack, and Martha." He pointed to each child in turn.

Mr. Kaddy smiled his snowy white smile. "Grand children! How wonderful! So how's things?"

Murry seemed nervous. "Um...you know. Good."

Dracula rolled his eyes at Murry. "Alright! We got to go! Say goodbye to your grandparents!

Suddenly many other similar GHOSTS slowly rose in anger. They were yelling all sorts of things. "What's all the noise?" "I was having a good time in heaven." "All the yapping woke me!" "I'm sorry." "I don't know you." "I'm Ted Firestone, I died two years ago." "Was it painless?" and many other things.

Dracula looked at the people around him and quietly said, "Oh, boy...listen, guys, let's just back away slowly... they'll never notice, they're old." They backed away slowly and then suddenly took off, unnoticed, as the ghosts continued to yell.