Fluffy's THIRD Book of Randomness and Boredom! [NORMAL IS A THING OF THE PAST]

The Official Rules of Headphones

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the OFFICIAL code of conduct when it comes to headphones, ear buds, etc.

1. If both ears are covered, don't talk to me.

2. If one ear is covered, don't talk to me.

3. If no ears are covered and I am free...eh, just don't talk to me.